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June 26, 2006
The blog post equivalent to "So, um, how's the weather?"

Fear Not, Oh People Who Read My Blog! I'm still suffering from WannaBe Writers Block, and also very busy trying to get My "business" off and running (which, can I just say, selling candles to people is hard, yo. Wanna buy a candle? Ha! See? Hard and also annoying.) But! A post is in the works and I promise, it will be good. I mean, it involves a pink rubber peeny and butt numbing cream. How could it NOT be good?

In the meantime, how YOU doin'?

Posted by Y at June 26, 2006 03:17 PM
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I've been tappin' my fingers since I saw the pictures on Flickr!!

Posted by: Laura at June 26, 2006 03:43 PM

So, did you put the nipple cream on your nipples or did you just taste it like a boring person (like me)? I love me some Passion parties!

Posted by: Jessie at June 26, 2006 04:27 PM

I will totally buy your candles. I am running out and I know which ones I want. Have a "virtual" candle party!

Posted by: cindy at June 26, 2006 04:38 PM

Those Passion Parties are a hoot, aren't they?
Well, helloooo there!

Posted by: demondoll at June 26, 2006 04:56 PM

Butt numbing cream? (a) Alarming. (b) Can you not just sit on a hard wooden chair for a while?

Posted by: Tanya at June 26, 2006 05:36 PM

I could totally buy your candles. Shame you couldn't put them online, I love candles. They make me happy! Good luck with your business, and I love the site. I just found it today, yay for linky links!!! CLAPS! :D Have a good one!

Posted by: Reese at June 26, 2006 06:43 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, man. I read "pink rubber PEONY" and clicked on the link, looking for a picture of a fake flower.
THAT WAS A SURPRISE.

Posted by: Kira at June 26, 2006 07:21 PM

oh man i could tell you some STORIES about that butt numbing cream. I guess you'd have to answer my various emails to hear them ;)

Posted by: Coralie at June 26, 2006 11:38 PM

Hmmm. Does Butt numbing cream work for the head? because my day has been crap and i don't want to think about it anymore.

Posted by: julianna at June 27, 2006 03:00 AM

LOVE LOVE LOVE Party Lite candles. But, I own way too many of them. I haven't been to a party in ages, though. Also - don't have a consultant any more.

I had a Passion Party 3 years ago and 4 (*FOUR*) attendees got pregant. Not me, I held out for a rockin' Clomid party.

Posted by: Abra Leah at June 27, 2006 06:50 AM

PUT THAT THING DOWN! You're gonna get the crabs.

Posted by: sarcastic journalist at June 27, 2006 07:49 AM

I am great. Went to a wedding, but did not do the Worm.

:)

Posted by: p at June 27, 2006 09:19 AM

Doin alright I guess. De-lurking to say Sup, Sup.

I am tryin to excersize to the Evolution of Dance Guy. My co-workers have called for "nice gentleman in white coats"

other than that.....How you doin?

Posted by: Charlie at June 27, 2006 11:00 AM

'bout time! You could do a virtual party, for sure! You'd rake in the bucks, Y.

Um, butt numbing cream? Yikes!!

Posted by: Bronwen at June 27, 2006 11:25 AM

You are somewhere in Orange County correct? I am too and I will host a candle party for you because I like me some scenty goodness and I think my friends smell.

Hmmm, I think I will email you.

Posted by: Kristin at June 27, 2006 01:43 PM

ahem. get to posting missy!

Posted by: jennster at June 27, 2006 02:12 PM

I only just stumbled onto your blog and have been laughing and enjoying every entry


cheers...

Posted by: Andrea at June 27, 2006 03:49 PM
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My name is Y, but you can call me "Jesse's girl." I am an Aerobic Dancer and have mastered many moves, but the one I am the most proud of is "The Monkey." I have three kids. ALL FROM THE SAME DAD (Because, did you know someone actually asked me that question?) A 15 year old son, a 11 year old son and a 4 year old daughter who was not planned but who is loved more than words could ever express. I am addicted to Starbucks, reality TV and to getting really good deals through coupons and "club member" savings (Please, respect The Costco Card.) I am extremely competive and if you don't believe me, just ask my husband about the time I sold him out to win a game of Taboo. If you're waiting for the part where I speak of my love for walks on the beach or slow dancing in the rain, you're going to be disappointed because my idea of a good time usually involves things like "burping contests" and "doing The Worm".

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