Wow, I totally misinterpreted "giant pink penis sucker." I was thinking, that chick doesn't look giant or pink.

Musical dick!!! That's got to be the best damn party game in the world!

God I wish I lived closer to you. No one fun here by me...

I want to play musical dick.

Oh, who am I kidding. I just want to play dick, period.

Mir.... Um, yeah! I know what you mean. haha.

Man, I must have really "crossed the line" with this post, because everyone is so quiet. Oh well, I am just reporting The Facts as they happened that night.

And WHY are you selling candles? This, THIS is your calling. You have me wanting to try some of this stuff, and after having my third kid I really don't care if I ever have sex again, I think.

And see, I would LOVE to sell this stuff, BUT! I have a teenage son who knows about sex and OMG, I would die if he stumbled upon my collection of dildos. My friend said I could buy a dildo shed to lock the stuff up in, and as awesome as I think it would be to own a dildo shed, I can't afford a dildo shed. So, it's candles and not rubber dicks for me!

A dildo shed sounds so funny. Could you imagine if you really have one. You have a customer cum over & you have to say, " I'll have to get a key to the dildo shed." A friend cums to visit & you say, "Check out my dildo shed, It's very exciting! Lets just hope it's not to wet outside!" heeheehee.

I do agree, I think you would do great selling this stuff. It would be hard to hide from the kids though!

You could just call it your sex shed!

That must have been the BEST party ever- musical dick? So there! Numbit? Golly! Cootchie fires? You are so my hero. And you totally need a dildo shed so you can sell Passion. Heck, I'll help you build it!

Your aud' has been thinking you were on a break with writer's block. at least that's what I thought until I just found this gem.

I ask you, serious like a tube of Numbit, how could you POSSIBLY have writer's block when you just hosted this??

I once went to one of these...by accident. I wasn't given the name of the party (pre-dated evite) but I was told I was it was "like a candle party (ahem) but had stuff for guys too." I guess they assumed I knew teh "code". This was also held Novemeber/Dec and I was all,"great, I can get Christmas shopping done for Dan and Bri too."

Suffice it to say my father and brother did not get any "stuff" from the "like a candle party but with stuff for guys too."
(yeah, the other guests got some mileage out of my surprise as well)

I meant "Dad" not Dan.

Gawd, i wish i could attend one of those. Sounds just amazing (and hilarious).

y, What happened to the cute pink layout?

I am going to one on July 2. Whee!

FIRST OF ALL...WHERE WAS MY INVITE?...okay, that's my only question...WHERE WAS MY INVITE???? Uhm...I'm a single gal...ya'll are married or with bfriends....QUESTION: Where was MY invite? huh? huh? huh? Riddle me THIS?

Yeah, I went to one of those parties where they had the dick game--and I almost won too! It really gets the blood pumping, especiallyl when the hostess has lots of LIQUOR for refreshments to loosen up those uptite beeyotches who are too prudish to appreciate the finer things in life. Did you get the 'Great Head' flavored gels--HIGHLY recommended by my LOVAH!

I've been to a number of these parties, and not once have we played pass the dick! The very next one, I swear, I'm teaching everyone this game!
My absolute favourite time was when I convinced my friend to try the stuff you put "down there" in the privacy of the bathroom, to get that warm tingly feeling. Well. Turns out she's a lot more....sensitive than me. She made it down the hallway to the living room before she, well....let's just say she bought TWO jars of the stuff.

Aww crap! You girls get to have ALL the fun!!

Maybe I'LL host a boy party! Yeah! We can, ummm, pass around a .... beer! Yeah a beer. And then we'll talk about sports and cars and hot model chicks and ... yeah, you're right, your party sounds like a lot more fun. Damn!

I love this! It's like a bachelorette party without all the giggling and the stupid ribbon hats.

(loved your suggestion on my blog btw. Genius.)

i love those parties!!!!! they are sooo much fun!!!!
ahh yes gotta love the products. you cracked me up thanks for coming! hahahahahaha

I've not used that "brand" of party, so to speak, but I've hosted several of those. The best one was when my gay male friends showed up - I learned the most at that party!

But other games like that I like? Bobbing for penises! You freeze ice cubes with the penis molds and put them in a huge bucket of cold water (so they dont melt too fast) and everyone has to bob for them. AWESOME.

Or the Blind Draw the Penis on a peice of paper on your head game. I love that one.

At the parties I hosted? The Numbit was called "Anal Ease" - hehehe.

Okay - I'll stop talking now.

Woot! Pictures, even.

Did anybody do The Worm?

You have the BESTEST parties.

Well, you know, candles *can* be multipurpose and shit ... I'll betcha there's a way to tie the two together. Heh.

OMG Y you totally should sell the stuff, and I only know you from your blog. :) Besides that's better than selling boring old candles!

It's so funny this comes up now. I was JUST talking to a girlfriend about passion parties and how we should sell that instead of the jewelry I sell. :)

And as for the boys? It's an early education! LOL OK I'm kidding. But the shed's something to think about! :)

You could make a newspaper party fun, I'm sure of it!!!

"and as awesome as I think it would be to own a dildo shed, I can't afford a dildo shed. So, it's candles and not rubber dicks for me!"

Ha! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! You just made green tea frapuccino come out of my nose! Ow?

-H

Oh my God I HAVE to have one of these parties. So much more fun that just sitting around and drinking beers all night!

I hope that is not hte only use you were told for the Numbit. As a Passion Party consultant, Executive Director, and the first consultant in Canada to achieve the Car Bonus award, I have much experience with the products, in fact my husband considers himself head of marketing and research.

The Numbit...if your man is knocking on your back door, and you want to let him in, you put some Numbit on your butt and wait 15 minutes for it to kick in, you will be nice and relaxed and it will be easier to experiment with anal play. Now, if your man is knocking on your back door and you don't want him to KNOCK NO MORE, you put it on your butt and have him try right away. Instead of your butt going numb, his penis goes numb, he goes limp, and will be deterred from butt sex.

I have a funny story abotu the numbit. 2 years ago when I signed up my kit came, and my friends and I all went throught hte kit, running to the bathroom to try this potion or that potion. My husband decided to try the numbit, assuming it was for the penis. He comes running otu of the bathroom screaming I CAN'T FEEL MY DICK! I CAN'T FEEL MY DICK! He could have slapped it against the coffee table and not felt a thing.

Glad to hear your party was a blast :)

Oh, also numbit works great on mosquito bites, for plucking your eyebrows, etc. In fact here in Canada we can't get it anymroe and have to smuggle the butt cream across the border because its so potent!

that Numbit stuff is probably just Benzocaine, which is the same stuff in Anbesol. they market it for men and call it "Man Delay." I can't find the ingredients anywhere online.

I can't stop laughing. Dildo Shed. Hello? Home Depot...do you have Dildo Shed's? Click.

Now I'm tempted to call Home Depot.

No amount of numbit for moi. I just won't go there.

And I think I'm the only one I know who doesn't own a vibrator. I'm sure it's because we found my friend's mother's dildo whilst looking for change to go buy dairy queen. Scarred for life.

That is why you must get a dildo shed. For the healthy sex life of your chilrrens.

I played pass the peeny at one, and I WON. Yea. I got mad peeny passing skillz, yo.
Also, when I got my prize, it was not numbit, it was called anal eaze. And the women explained the same thing "its not just for buttholes, it can be used to baby gums as well." I didn't use it for my butthole, but I used it for my own gums when I was pregnant about 7 months AFTER the party, and my molar was acting up. It worked. Then one time, my husband's friend was over, and he needed some orajel, I gave him the butthole number, and had blacked out the anal eaze from the label. He used it. Said it was the best stuff ever. Then we told him it was butt number and he almost puked. But I didn't use it. But he didn't care.
I think you don't care either, but yea. Ha ha funny.
And also, Nubby G. Should be your myspace name. ;)