After enduring an hour of mocking and verbal abuse whilst playing Guitar Hero, I thought "Hey! Why not subject yourself to some more abuse and humilation and let the boys write a story about you?" (Thanks to Theresa for the idea.)
They were MORE THAN HAPPY to honor my request. (Little snots.) Prepare yourself, for my children do not hold back. Oh no they do not .
My mom looks like an idiot when she plays guitar hero, but she thinks she looks cool. She doesn't even know how to play.
A lot of times, she thinks the game is broken, but the problem is that she isn't strumming the guitar, which makes her kind of dumb when it comes to the game.
If it gets accidently paused, she asks the person to restart it because she's a drama queen about it and acts like a baby when she plays it.
My mom's a pretty nice person when it comes to anything else, but when it comes to guitar hero, she's a game hog and she has no manners.
WhatEVAH. Obviously, they're just jealous and can't deal with the fact that I have killer Aerobic Dance Moves to accompany my sucky guitar playing.







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