"Hey, where are the boys?"
"They went swimming at Mikey's house."
"Is G-Unit sleeping?"
"Yeah, she just fell asleep."
"Well, hey baby. I think you should let me knock one out real quick while we have some time alone."
(How to make a MommyBlogger Hot, by PigHunter.)
For the record, I let him "Knock One Out" (even after I swore for the 504th time that I would NOT LET HIM DOWN THERE because The Weapon of Mass Fertilization&trade is still active! Because I love him and am not a prude!) and let me just say this. He wasn't lying when he said "real quick."
He rewarded my "generousity" later that evening by giving me a bottle of my favorite wine.
SUPERSIZED! I find that giant bottle of wine to be one of the most hilarious things that I have ever seen.
Anyway.
Later on that night, as I was sipping on a glass poured from that hilariously large bottle of wine, I asked PigHunter if he would try to rub the knot out of my back.
"Do you feel it? I swear that it's a tumor."
"Well, your sister has a bone tumor, right? It's very possible that you could have a growth too. It's also very possible that you have just given me another 'growth' right now."
Never has the world known a more beautifully romantic couple.
I just choked on my lovely de-caf, lite, tasteless beverage, thanks you ole Pighunter's guide to life in the romantic lane.
Ya'll are a hoot and a half. Don't ever stop.
So, should we be expecting another unexpected joy in about 9 mos? Doesn't sound like ya'll used a raincoat, sounds like Gabby may be a big sis instead!
(and don't freak out, ya'll just have such cute babies, and such lovely stories, I just have to hope)