I've been complaining about my computer for the past year. It's old, it's slow, it's been hit by spyware and viruses, the disk drive doesn't work, there's no memory left, blahblahblahpieceofshit.
So! PigHunter FINALLY agreed that we needed a new one and a new one was ordered.
Dude. We I got a Dell.
I spent most of Saturday setting up my new computer. PigHunter kept walking in the room, pointing at me, saying things like "You're so excited about your new computer. Admit it! You can't contain your happiness! HAHA." And, because it cost a LOT of money, I was all "Yes, I am. haha."
But. Deep down inside, I was throwing a tantrum, because I HATE MY NEW COMPUTER.
It's not so much that I hate my new computer, as it is that I miss my old one. I can't believe that I'm saying that, because my old one was a worthless piece of crap. But, all of my programs and pictures and oh my god, I really may cry over a COMPUTER.
I bought a program that was supposed to transfer all of the data from my old computer to my new one (THAT I HATE) and it did transfer most of the pictures and such, but not all of them. Not the ones that were in my "camedia" folder, because it doesn't transfer "programs", just "files."
HATE. Tantrum. Want to kill it.
Tony finally caught onto the fact that I am not happy with this computer yesterday, but only after possibly seeing tears in my eyes and hearing me saying things like "SCREW YOU, YOU STUPID NEW COMPUTER WHICH DOES NOT HAVE ULTIMATE MARJONG ON IT!" and also "I CAN'T BELIEVE I SPENT THAT MUCH MONEY FOR THIS STUPID THING THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ULTIMATE MARJONG!"
(Have I not mentioned that I am obsessed with Ultimate Marjong? And that my fastest time is 1:25? NO? Well, Ha, I am obsessed with Ultimate Marjong! And my fastest time is 1:25! And guess what?)
He got a little pissy with me. "You've been bitching for months about your computer, so we buy a new one, and now you're bitching about the new computer? JUST SEND IT BACK, WOMAN. This is ridiculous!"
(Quit yer bitchin' and dance, woman. DANCE I say.)
I tried to make him understand. (Without crying because HAHA. IT'S A COMPUTER, get a grip, wacko.)
"Have you ever had an old car that was a pain in the ass, and so you bought a new one, a better one, and you should be happy about it, because it's new! And not a piece of crap! And deep down, you ARE, but you just miss your old one so much that it's hard to enjoy the pretty new one?"
That got him right in the heart, because I knew very well that he once had an old El Camino that he loved, but that he sold to buy a new Chevy Blazer.
His tone softened and he said "Well, yes, because you're used to the old car..."
"Exactly, and even though it gave you problems and was always breaking down, you miss it because you knew it so well."
(I can't believe I'm talking about a computer here. A COMPUTER! I have emotional attachments to a computer!)
I'm sure once I get used to this computer, I'll stop hating it. (But right now, as I type? H-A-T-E) I mean, it has a working CD drive! And I can download and burn CD's! And...SUBWOOFERS!
But, it's not my old, piece of crap Gateway. It's just not the same.
Yeah, I just wrote a post in which I expressed emotions about computers. AND WHAT?







Not only did you express your emotions, baby, you made HIM understand.
Now that's talent.