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October 16, 2006
I think I need a pair of "fun pants!"

WannaBe Writer's Block strikes again.

I keep sitting down to write about things. Things that have happened to me, things that my children have said that have made me laugh, things that they have done that have nearly decapatated me. Things that have happened to friends of mine (OMG! My friend from high school won $100,000 on Deal or No Deal and he invited me to his celebration party!) Things that have happened on TV (Peter from the Amazing Race is AN ASS. Did Jeffrey have outside help to finish his collection? HAHA NEW YORKS REACTION TO GETTING REJECTED A SECOND TIME BY FLAVOR FLAV!)

But everytime I write, I end up hitting "delete" two minutes later.

OMGZ! We're yawning at the same time!!

Because... boring! And also lame.

Maybe tomorrow.

(But seriously? Did you watch Flavor of Love? AWESOMENESS)


Posted by Y at October 16, 2006 10:25 AM
Comments

Well, the thong feast made me laugh so hard I cried so I think I can live off of that until your writer's block calms down. You know what though? Coming up with funny and inventive and unique stuff EVERY DAY is hard as hell, especially when you aren't being paid for it so RELAX sweetie, and don't let this get ya down.

Posted by: Desiree at October 16, 2006 11:37 AM

I know exactly every single thing you're talking about.
New York is one scary bitch and the reunion show will be interesting. I think peter has the hots for the beauty queens.

Posted by: The Aitch at October 16, 2006 11:45 AM

Me and PigHunter are going to plan our life around the reunion show.

Posted by: Y at October 16, 2006 11:47 AM

You have a very healthy looking throat. (I only say that because mine isn't healthy at the moment and I am jealous!)

Posted by: E :) at October 16, 2006 11:54 AM

Looking at that picture made me yawn too!

(your posts never make me yawn though)

Posted by: Cheryl in Missouri at October 16, 2006 12:04 PM

I was wondering where the hell you've been lately. Wannabe writers block does indeed suck (allthough, I do not include you among its many sufferers). I on the other hand have be dealing with this disorder since forever. However, much to the dismay of those who read my blog, I keep typing and posting about, you guessed it - NOTHING.

Posted by: Brandi at October 16, 2006 12:25 PM

crap.

...delete......

Posted by: Y at October 16, 2006 01:17 PM

If you actually took that picture WHILE driving...you are NOT boring. You're totally living on the edge, you wild thing. Write about frappuccinos for me. I love starbucks posts.

Posted by: Stacey at October 16, 2006 01:21 PM

Ooh. Or finish your "100 things" link. I click on that link all the time.

Posted by: Stacey at October 16, 2006 01:23 PM

Dude! As soon as she acted all goofy on the boat, you could see his demeanor completely change. He was done but tried not to act like it since she was "looking so hittable." Heh. Again, hit and left like the first season. I was actually mad at my closed captioning for spoiling the ending. They previewed the end where he says,"Your time is up," but my closed captioning put New York on the end.

I am looking forward to the reunion show with flying water bottles and fast moving crazy ass hoochie mamas after New York. heh.

Wow, I'm kinda sad to have so much to say about Flavor of Love, huh?

Posted by: Jessica at October 16, 2006 01:24 PM

Funny picture! I thought there for a minute that you two were doing another duet!

Posted by: Valerie at October 16, 2006 01:39 PM


there is a post about you...mean person owns blog apparently

Posted by: anon at October 16, 2006 01:45 PM

Y! I LOVE FLAVOR OF LOVE!!! please, write about it! none of my friends watch it and i need someone to discuss it with.

new york is f-ing hysterical. she had more mood swings than i could count.

Posted by: emilie at October 16, 2006 02:00 PM

Seriously MY NAME IS SARAH and when Peter from the AR says her name over and over I whince! The lady is a rockstar competetor with a fake calf....give her a freaking break. THEN THEN his response to her asking for a bit of break is him saying it is a GAME for FUN! Peter and fun are oxymorons. And Peter is a Moron.

Posted by: teachbroeck at October 16, 2006 02:07 PM

emilie, you need to read the recaps on vh1 celebrity blog. and TEACHBROECK OMG. I HATE HOW HE SAYS HER NAME REPEATEDLY.

"Come on, Sarah"

aaahhhhh

Posted by: Y at October 16, 2006 02:10 PM

Look at you sporting the minivan!

Posted by: Melody at October 16, 2006 02:24 PM

Y! I can totally see your UVULA! ;)

Posted by: Mir at October 16, 2006 02:36 PM

Awwww... I don't mind :) What I do when I can't think of anything to say is I make, remake, and remake a video and then post it and then make fun of myself. Worked this last post. Then people don't realize that what i just said really is about 4 lines long.

Posted by: julianna at October 16, 2006 02:50 PM

You totally made me yawn... and... are you wearing sunglasses while driving?? You must be working on those fears.

Posted by: Dawn at October 16, 2006 02:54 PM

OMG! I felt totally justified in my distaste for "New York". Biatch is nutz.

Posted by: BlueBirds at October 16, 2006 03:07 PM

I want to go find the creators of Project Runway and MAKE THEM SHOW ME THE LAST PART OF THE FINALE.

What's gonna happen?!

Eeeee. I'm a dork.

Posted by: Jenny at October 16, 2006 05:43 PM

OMG, I am hooked on Flavor of Love. I started watching one night because nothing else was on & now I can't miss it! New York is freakin' crazy! I can't wait for the reunion. My husband thinks I'm nuts.

Posted by: Beth at October 16, 2006 06:07 PM

It was A-W-E-S-O-M-E to see NY flip out on Flav. Although I know she was nuts, and never should have seriously been in the running (twice!!), I don't think what she was asking him was out of line, just how she said it. Cause seriously, no dude who wants to do me gets to fuck some other chick the night before.

And that whole "Who's in control?" shit. Yeah she deserved it, but Flav is a dick. All that stank coochie done gone to his head.

Posted by: Type (little) a at October 16, 2006 07:00 PM

Rich has a great recap of Flavor of Love up.

Posted by: Y at October 16, 2006 07:13 PM

Hmm. I think you just got over your WannaBe writer's block. What you just wrote is great stuff.

Mike
http://somethingaboutparenting.typepad.com/

Posted by: Mike at October 16, 2006 07:40 PM

Oh my God, I know - what is wrong with Peter? Total ASS! I like when he was all "hurry up!" to his poor 1-legged girlfriend and then she's like, "I can't go any faster" and he's like, "I don't expect you to, I'm not telling you to"

Um, hello, you were just yelling at her to hurry up you idiot! He never even looks at her, he's always looking away. He sucks!

Posted by: Jenn at October 16, 2006 09:06 PM

Sorry about the writer's block. How about a Q&A? That might jump start your creativity.

Posted by: Maria at October 17, 2006 02:21 AM

peter from amazing race IS an ass. who yells at a girl with one leg?!

Posted by: geeky at October 17, 2006 06:52 AM

Peter from Amazing race is a TOTAL & COMPLETE ASS!!!

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2006 07:10 AM

Peter = jackass

Posted by: ali at October 17, 2006 07:47 AM

Forget Flavor of Love--which Deal or No Deal friend was yours? The former boy band member? That show so rocks.

Posted by: Frema at October 17, 2006 08:15 AM

I totally feel the same way...I'm going to have to buck up today and come up with something...because its been too long!

Posted by: Kyla at October 17, 2006 08:15 AM

ohhhhhh I hate Peter too. "Sara, come on Sara" she is running as fast as she can! I want him to be dumped-heh.

Posted by: tea at October 17, 2006 10:53 AM

I am so out of the loop. I don't watch any of these shows. Flavor Flav gives me the creeps. I think it has something to do with the gold teeth. My show is America's Next Top Model.

Posted by: Brandi at October 17, 2006 11:04 AM

Read my most recent post where i widge and worry about boring people with the things I consider writing about when my inner genius is on an extended vacation, which is a LOT. According to the comments, I should just write what I want. And so should you. You're funny and gifted even when you're writing about nothing in particular :)

Posted by: Izzy at October 22, 2006 03:19 PM

All I can say is FLAVA FLAV!!!!!!

Posted by: Laundry Broad at October 23, 2006 07:00 AM
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