WannaBe Writer's Block strikes again.
I keep sitting down to write about things. Things that have happened to me, things that my children have said that have made me laugh, things that they have done that have nearly decapatated me. Things that have happened to friends of mine (OMG! My friend from high school won $100,000 on Deal or No Deal and he invited me to his celebration party!) Things that have happened on TV (Peter from the Amazing Race is AN ASS. Did Jeffrey have outside help to finish his collection? HAHA NEW YORKS REACTION TO GETTING REJECTED A SECOND TIME BY FLAVOR FLAV!)
But everytime I write, I end up hitting "delete" two minutes later.
Because... boring! And also lame.
Maybe tomorrow.
(But seriously? Did you watch Flavor of Love? AWESOMENESS)








Well, the thong feast made me laugh so hard I cried so I think I can live off of that until your writer's block calms down. You know what though? Coming up with funny and inventive and unique stuff EVERY DAY is hard as hell, especially when you aren't being paid for it so RELAX sweetie, and don't let this get ya down.