Awwwwwwwwwwww.

You're a good woman! And I can't help but think that your husband is a good man (procrastinator perhaps, but basically good).

Thanks for the funny posts. I needed the laugh today.

What a good cookie-baking wife you are!!! Keep fetching peas :)

Does the brochure say what *kind* of cookies to make/serve, or does it allow some leeway on this? ;^) And how many days so you have to wait before testing the equipment for residual swimmers?

Seriously, I think it's kind of brave of your husband to get elective surgery like that. Sure, childbirth hurts like hell (which I may tell my son someday, like when he's a teenager and I need, uh, leverage), but by the time I got to the hospital to deliver, it was less "elective" and more "necessary if I was going to remain at all sane." ;^)

it's too bad we didn't get that handbook. I never thought to make cookies. Oops.

My husband rested for a long weekend with lots of frozen peas, and then everything was fine. The worst part was keeping the kids from climbing all over him and stepping on his sensitive parts! (he's the fun parent)

I think I'll make cookies today, just because I didn't know a couple years ago.

see now if that was me i'd have to take that plate of cookies and whap them over that guy's head because he's making a water ring on the wooden table with his glass not being on a coaster. Snip or not.

Not that I'm anal or anything..

That picture was probably the most hilarious thing i've ever seen. Its funnier blown up..

Vasectomy handbook...that is PRICELESS.

Oooh, now you have to update your sidebar!

Well, that picture of the vasectomy book is enough for me...my husband won't be getting snipped. The "few days" would turn into the rest of his life. haha

You're a good wife. (But secretly you're probably just day dreaming about when y'all can, you know, do stuff. hehe)

That? Is hilarious! Congratulations! Finally! You're gonna have to change your site description now!

i don't know. my husband said it wasn't so bad. he did take the day off from work, but went back the next day. he also said he could have gone back the same day and been fine. and he is a baby, too. he did say the worst part was the burning smell when they cauterized 'it' but it wasn't especially painful. i wonder if it's possible he's milking this? oh, and by the way, make sure he gets the tests to make sure it worked! my neighbor and my brother in law both had to have thiers repeated because it didn't take!! can you belive that it has been reported that most guys don't get those tests done?!? WTF???

I love your marriage. Most couples I know would not be laughing about this (and girl, it is funny!) and that makes me sad. It is so obvious that you two think the world of each other and that makes me happy.

yer a sweet ass wife with a sweet ass husband! i can't beleive he finally went thru with it. i think you owe him a "kiss to make it better" once the swelling goes away...heh! yay pighunter!

that picture is AWEsome.

Actually, my fiance had sex about 10 hours after his vasectomy and he was fine!

OMG. Dani. Are you serious? HAAAAAAAAAA.

Going to tell Tony that now...

OMG. "Nursing The Sac"...that has to be the funniest thing I've ever read...what a visual. *lol*

I hope he and he boys are feeling better soon. :)

Wow, vasectomy posts bring back memories of when my husband had it done. It was cheaper for my Hubby to get the snip, rather than I. OMG, was my husband the biggest ass baby that ever lived. I nursed him and weight on him and and foot for an entire week. After the week...I was like "Get your own beer!" Hahaha...

Your Husband will be good as new in no time. It takes about a week.

I did pretty much nothing for my poor husband, he recovered incredibly quickly. Cookies? Ha ha..imagine! He did mention his stitches for a while, 2 years I think......still ddn't get cookies though.

Dani, your fiance had sex 10 hours later? The way you phrase it, it sounds like he had it before he knew you, cause you didn't say "we had sex 10 hours after his vasectomy".

So maybe he's exaggerating? Men sometimes do that when it comes to their penis's...

:-)

Awww. You guys are so good to each other!

Look at him lovin' that cookie, and YOU. You guys are so sweet.

MMM. Cookies. Was he sitting on a Lazyboy when you handed them to him?

You guys are great. :D

After seening the post-op pics from the prior post, this one was a relief. Those cookies look great, hopefully they made the surgery all worth it ;)

That picture cracks me up. "Sorry about your nuts honey, have a cookie!"

If only the man in the recliner had a sack of frozen peas.

I'm glad everything went well. You are such a good wife for making cookies and taking care of him. I will try to follow in your footsteps when my husband has his vasectomy reversed in December. I totally understand your decision. You have a beautiful family and don't need to have to worry all the time about getting pregnant. I just want the chance to have at least one child with my husband after that who knows. He has already said there was no way he would have a vasectomy again after having it reversed and I don't blame him, lol.

That is just so sweet! I actually cried, not that I've got any post partum hormonal stuff going on or anything =-). Seriously though. So sweet! You guys are lucky to be together, for obvious reasons!

-H

Yep I'm 100% serious. We went out with a bunch of folks to a celebration dinner, and went back to their house. We're way too old for this, but it turned into a makeout party, and sex was had! 10 hours later! No problems! Had sex the next day too. He likes to brag about the day to get "man points".

This is my first time visiting your blog, and I think I love you! :-) This post was fabby AND funny.

SOMEBODY is too busy with the boinking to even update us on Pighunter's status or check email.

Hhhhhmmmmmmm. Betcha they tried Dani's suggestion.

The Stepford Wives have converted you. I'm scared now that sparks are going to start shooting from your neck and your head will spontaneously spin off... It should make for some interesting aerobic dancing moves, though.

What a sweet post! However, this whole thing is going to drastically and dramatically change what I believe to be the best sidebar profile in the history of sidebar profiles. Better make it funny, Y, because we expect that.

We're just that *way*.

I did not bake my husband cookies when he had The Proceedure. Instead, I accidentally tossed his Percocet in the trash.

Hoo, that was funny. Sort of.

I want to know where the handbook is for my husband for after I give birth...it damn well better include some cookies and hard alcohol!! I've already told him I expect him to be smuggling champagne in after our babe arrives. Someone mentioned to me today that they golfed the afternoon that their first daughter was born -- I DON'T THINK SO!!