HAHAHAHAHA

And why can't people RESPECT personal space?!

I haaaaaate it when people don't respect my space. I can't go to the post office and stand in line without someone standing three inches away from my neck although there's NOBODY in line behind them. Same applies for grocery store lines. If a person sees that I'm unloading my cart unto the conveyer belt, why would they get all up on me preventing me from getting back BEHIND the cart to get the rest of my stuff out?

Great, now I have "Where is the love?" as an ear worm. Not the cool Black-Eyed Peas version, either. The cheesy Roberta Flack version. What has happened to the aerobic dance we used to know?

You are too funny. Sorry the class is sort of sucking lately...

I think personal space during workouts is more important than at any other time. I hate when people are all up on me at the gym and such. Of course, maybe if I went more they wouldn't be so fascinated by my newness and they'd backoff a bit...

There is a woman at my gym who is CRAZY about her SPOT in class. Heaven help the newbie who wants to stand in THAT SPOT. Not only will this woman confront said interloper, she will crowd the infidel throughout the entirity of the class. This would be a fine strategy if she weren't 80 years old and 5' 0".

You're too funny! I have been watching "The New Adventures of Old Christine", and I absolutely LOVE it!! If it hadn't been for your blog, I would have missed out on a great show. Thanks:o)

Soon you're going to have to become the teacher and introduce the WORLD (and me) to the chance to learn your awesome moves. Seriously.

Do you know in Father of the Bride 2, where "Fraaaank" is exercising and doing the grapevine with a bit of added flair at the end?

That's totally how I do it.

Sounds delightfully stinky on all fronts. *lol*

Thanks for the laugh. Sorry class sucked. Sharting can always ruin a good time. Well sharting and BO

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm hummus and pita chips with wine"

I am sooo gonna pick some of this up on the way home.

"but damn, my bunny hop was off the CHAIN." My next dept. meeting I'm dropping that line.

sorry class sucked.

SJ,
I know exactly what you're talking about.

Bizarre that I somehow got to 44 without ever hearing the word Queef, now this week I read THREE blogs with the word in, small world and all that. I wish I could go to your aerobics class because I am so scared to take my fat arse to any near me, only ever filled with skinny things who never fart or sweat or grunt when they bend and stuff. Wish we had videos of your class.

Ha ha ha ha. QUEEFER.

Ha ha ha! This made me laugh out loud, in my office, where people turned to look. Yeah, that's how I roll.

And? I love that you think about food while you exercise.

OMGoodness! I just had to look up "sharted" in the "urban dictionary" and now I've got a horrible visual and I'm laughing on the inside because I don't want my kids to ask why I'm laughing!!!!
EEEEEEEWWWWWW!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Personally to me, it sounds like the class not so much sucked, but stunk! Beware the bean dip Y, or you may be the one sharting at the next class...

Hope next time's better.

That's awesome!

Did they get the message when you knocked in the back of the head?

LMAO...that is all. hehe

Have you ever tried Jazzercise? It sounds like it would be up your alley. I just started teaching. We do a lot of pelvis thrusts and hip shakes and not so many Grapevines...at least in the class I teach. You should check to see if they have one in your area if you want to try something different. I am addicted!