When we lived with my parents we were not allowed to drink any type of alcoholic drink. No beer with dinner for PigHunter, no glass of wine after the kids went to bed for me.
It really wasn’t a big deal for me, because I don’t drink wine every night, but it was a pretty big deal for PigHunter to have to give up his Nightly Beer. He got through it, but just barely.
One of the reasons that I was most excited to be on our own again was because if I wanted to go buy a big ass bottle of wild vines, I didn’t have to hide it in the back of the fridge in the garage and sneak in a glass after the parents had gone to bed.
Not that I ever did that. I’m just making up fake scenarios for your enjoyment.
Tonight, I finally decided to open up the $5.99 bottle of wine that I bought at the grocery store last week and enjoy a glass. And let me just tell you this… had I not opened up “word” and typed this in a blank document, I’m pretty sure my post would look a little something like this.
I loaves wine and wan to have sxe with my jusbamd.
How is it possible that two people still want and enjoy to have Sessual Relations with each other after having had Sessual Relations for almost 18 years? You’d think at some point you’d be like “I’m so over this already.” But… no.
I mean, I won’t lie, there are nights where things like “it’s ok, just lay there” are actually spoken out loud and there are times where eyes are rolled because GOD, AGAIN? And there are times where sleep is faked and periods magically last for 10 days instead of 5 (He’s all “you’re STILL bleeding?” And I’m all “I know. I should see a doctor about that, eh?”) But, when we do make time for each other, it’s still as beautiful as the first time we did it.
(And I don’t really mean the ACTUAL first time we did it, because that time SUCKED. It was my first time EVER and PigHunter was all “bend over!” “lay on your side!” “Put your legs HERE.” I remember crying that night because damn if he wasn’t a little man whore.)
This post will more than likely be deleted in the morning, so enjoy it while it’s up.
Ha.
Ha.
Wine.
This post was definitely worth being up so damn late.
DEFINITELY.