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December 18, 2003
Because, really, it's all about poop and farts.

My kids are FUNNY.

Funny, but brats.

But they're more funny than they are brats.

I asked them to help me spread some holiday cheer, and they were more than willing to help out.

Enjoy, I know I sure did.

Oh, you better watch out.

We wish you a Merry...

Jingle "bells"

and finally, a little hip hop Chriznismas.

Ethan busts a rhyme.

Posted by Y at December 18, 2003 5:43 PM
Comments

Have you considered getting those boys a recording deal yet?!?!

Posted by: buddha at December 18, 2003 6:10 PM

How the hell does that kid have a Texas accent when I was only there for three days,

Posted by: melly at December 18, 2003 7:23 PM

mwaaah haaah haaaah ! OH my I totally needed that laugh. That was hilarious. You and your kids totally rock... Mom... wasn't it my turn???

Posted by: shy me at December 18, 2003 9:55 PM

I kept waiting for Andrew to bust in, all Mystikal-like, with "Shake your ass, show me want you want". Such awesome little thug rappers you've got there. :)

Posted by: Wendy at December 18, 2003 9:56 PM

How funny. My kids now want to meet your kids. :D

Posted by: Hey Lisa at December 19, 2003 7:18 AM

just think... you have another future "poopy, poopy, pooo-py *faaaaaaaart*" singer on the way!

Posted by: ericalynn at December 19, 2003 8:34 AM

That was hilarious!!

Posted by: Lili at December 19, 2003 9:51 AM

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