Hey Y,
I came over here from CrazyUs after reading your threat to go all latina an her behalf, which was just beautiful, btw. Dang you, now I have another blog to be addicted to. Sigh.
My dad was a pastor, too. I remember getting my first Bible when I turned four. It had Jesus' words (you know, the ones that CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH) in red. Gold leaf on the pages... Pictures, too. On special thick pages. With a study guide in the back that had all the keywords cross referenced.
I don't know why, but the "NIV with a ribbon bookmark" line just killed me! I so want to send this to my "righteous" father, but I think it would give him heart failure.
I just sent that to my science and religion teacher. Let's hope his sense of humor is as whacked as yours and mine. FUnniest thing I've seen in months.
My name is Y, but you can call me "Jesse's girl." I am an Aerobic Dancer and have mastered many moves, but the one I am the most proud of is "The Monkey." I have three kids. ALL FROM THE SAME DAD (Because, did you know someone actually asked me that question?) A 15 year old son, a 11 year old son and a 4 year old daughter who was not planned but who is loved more than words could ever express. I am addicted to Starbucks, reality TV and to getting really good deals through coupons and "club member" savings (Please, respect The Costco Card.) I am extremely competive and if you don't believe me, just ask my husband about the time I sold him out to win a game of Taboo. If you're waiting for the part where I speak of my love for walks on the beach or slow dancing in the rain, you're going to be disappointed because my idea of a good time usually involves things like "burping contests" and "doing The Worm".
NIV with a ribbon bookmark
hahhahahaaaa