This made me laugh out loud.

The burp is worse. Anything with foul odor takes it, hands down.

I want to go to the gym with you. That right there is entertainment!!

LOL

OMG

That's some good shit right there, good shit.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

You rock.

I think the fart is worse. Because people will assume it is going to smell even if it doesn't.

At least you were working out!!!! Way to go!!!

hahah did you do that?

The burb...definitely the burp. My edition of Which is Worse for this holiday was...."getting caught playing Santa or getting caught screwing Santa"???? OOOPS!

I just died in your arms tonight! I love this kind of story!

Oh my goodness! Can you imagine the stories both of these women are telling tonight to anyone who will listen?

"...so anyway, after this chick ripped a cyclone, she let loose some burps that smelled like they came from beyond THE GRAVE..."

Is your gym right next to a Buffalo Wild Wings?

Lady, this is too funny. You can't unfart. I learned this today at work.

With the husband I'm "lucky" enough to get SBD's.
I'll take loud over Silent But Deadlys' anyday!

This is awesome. Hopefully this will be your biggest problems this upcoming year!

And I think that farts are Super Funny and would vote that they burp that stinks is much worse.

The burp - definitely the burp. Chicken nuggets in apple cider?!? LMAO!

From my experience I wear headphones so the McCider belches would be worse although if your were doused in cheap perfume and reeked of cigarette smoke too you'd fit right in at my gym. Not that I wear that much perfume, but a guy's got to smell nice, right?

Yeah totally the fart. Just the sound alone makes you wait in anticipation of the smell. Someone with bad BO could walk by and you'd totally be blamed for it.

Ah, the burp, definitely the burp. I'd simply giggle over the fart, but stinky things are baaaad.

You are seriously funny. Hope you got a laugh out of it, too.

hahhaha!!!! thanks for the ab workout!!! ;)

btw, as long as you didnt burp and fart like that at the same time, i'd forgive you. (then again it might not matter cause you'd have imploded! LOL!) did anyone lay low or duck when they heard the machine-gun fart? HAHAH!!!

...im crackin up as i walk outta the room still...ROTFL...!!

Thank you for that. I can always count on you for a morning lol. This time, though, my employer is going to make me pay for the new keyboard. Damn coffee.

You must come & work out with me at my gym ( The Y) because it smells like cabbage & feet... no one would ever be the wiser.

I have a love/hate thing going on with the eliptical....

The important thing about this post: you were at the GYM! And it's not even January yet. I tend to go to the gym regularly in January, then...not so much. By December, I'm swilling egg nog and thinking how I'll hit the machines again next month. So, you totally rock.

Are you feeling any better?

OMG! My coffee just went spewing all over my desk!

Thanks for the laugh Y!

oh man, accidental gym farts are the worst!

The burps are far worse, because smelling a stinky burp (especially from someone you don't know) is always disgusting. And a loud machine gun fart is always good for a laugh.

Definitely the smell-less option! Though both was mortifying I am sure.
Were ya nervous? HEE! :P

Dude, if I wasn't already married, I would propose to you right now. You're my kind of woman.

We would be best friends in real life. HA! A farting, burping girl after my own heart!

That is why I don't go to a gym. Not really, but I think it sounds good. Fart would be worse.

This makes me so proud to be your friend.
And it's such a shame that your burps didn't smell like cook-ays!

Holy Cow. I needed a laugh today and I've come to the right place.

Now if you could just make them smell like yellow cake. Oh wait, that's under your boobs!! : )

Haha. I think I'd rather be the burper. LOL.

Y, thank you so much for a much needed laugh.

A THAT is why I don't go to the gym.

Yeah. That is my reason.

either way at least your working out...I have hubbys cold and have not really moved in three days...but if I were to vote it would be the burp..I even think that word is funny...burp..it' sounds like
what it is....maunie

either way at least your working out...I have hubbys cold and have not really moved in three days...but if I were to vote it would be the burp..I even think that word is funny...burp..it' sounds like
what it is....maunie

Y - I think that I just crapped myself laughing b/c I just clicked on the "skin this" drop down menu for the first time... and thought, "Huh, will this actually change her background for me?" But I was unsure that I was getting the point, b/c there sat, "Jay Mohr" and surely, that can't have anything to do with backgrounds?

So, I clicked it.

And holy jumping vaginas, Batman! There's Jay Mohr.

Fucking hilarious, Y. I need to live here at your site lately. You make the depression go away for a little while!

Love & Kisses on your face:
Lotus:)

Too bad we don't live close enough to go to the gym together. We could multi-task and start a band!!

But did you admit it? Did they know it was you? :) Thanks for the laugh.

I don't think I have ever loved you more than I do after reading this post.

I hope you took a bow, cuz seriously, that was a work of art.

LOL.

Ha! Thanks for making me laugh today!

Oh, girl.

I am know as The Queen Of Flatulence in my house. So I hear ya.

You crack me up!

classic.

Hilarious and tragic post - all at the same time.

AHHh ahahahah ahah

A seven second fart? You're a champ!! That thing was a piece of art fer cryin out loud.

I really hate teh ones that slip when you're doing the squats. All that extra weight & pushing, well . . .

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