My boys spent the night with their Grandparents on Saturday night. When they came home Sunday evening, The Teenager was covered with some little, some very large bumps on his face and arms.
Because I am a "Nut of a Mother!" I immediately freaked out.
"THE CHICKEN POX!!" I screamed.
"But he's been vaccinated against the chicken pox! It can't be!"
So for an entire day, I looked at pictures of The Pox online and I compulsively checked my son. They didn't look like chicken pox, he hadn't had a fever... as far as I know, he hadn't been around anyone who had the chicken pox, so what in the hell?
Last night I took him to urgent care looking for answers.
"We can't DO anything for chicken pox" snapped one of the nurses.
"I KNOW that." I snapped back. "that's not why I'm here. I'm here because I need to know if it IS the chicken pox so I know if I can send him to school or not."
Shut her rude ass up.
They receptionist had called ahead of time to let them know that it was "possible chicken pox" so I was SHOCKED to see that the doctor they sent to see us was pregnant.
Pregnant lady + chicken pox = me scared. What were they thinking? Wasn't there a doctor there who wasn't pregnant that they could have sent in? Anyway...
She put a pair of gloves on and began to examine my son.
"Hmmm" she said. "It doesn't look like chicken pox. But... It could be!"
Naturally, I was like "WTF does that mean? Does he have it or doesn't he?"
"I'm not sure. I mean, it doesn't look like typical chicken pox, but that doesn't mean that it's not chicken pox."
She went to get another doctor to get a second opinion.
I was hopeful that the new doctor would give me an answer.
She came in, examined him carefully and said "I don't know. It could be, but then again, it might not be."
So, basically "your guess is our good as ours, but thanks for wasting an hour of your life and $10 on a co-pay!"
I have no idea if it is or isn't chicken pox, but either way, I'm trying to keep both of the other kids away from him and when you have a little girl who thinks her big brubber is The Son of God, it's NOT easy.
"But, I LOOOOOOOOVE HIM SO MUUUUUCH I WANT TO HUUUUUUG HIM MOMMEEEEEE PLEEEEASE?"
Maybe I'll let her eat some cookie dough to distract her!
Good Lord-- The Cookie Dough. I had no idea that Cookie Dough was SO SERIOUS.
The Pro-Doughs are all:
"Let your little girl enjoy her childhood! How dare you take away the joy of raw cookie dough from her! She has a greater chance of dying from a car accident then from raw egg you freak!"
Meanwhile, The Anti-Doughs are all:
"I will NEVER let my kids eat anything with raw egg in it. WHY WOULD I PUT SOMETHING IN THEIR MOUTH THAT COULD POSSIBLY KILL THEM?!"
Honestly, the reaction to that post (which, by the way, I almost deleted because I thought "who's going to care about stupid cookie dough?") is going on the list of "Reasons That I Love The Internet", right next to Her blog.
I really enjoyed reading through all of your opinions on The Dough and am thinking that maybe I'll start a weekly installment of "am I crazy for not letting my kids..."
Because if I loved hearing the different opinions on COOKIE DOUGH! I can only imagine what would be in store for me if I wrote about about the time I refused to let my boys eat the food from a Mexican caterer that I saw pick up pieces of raw chicken with her bare hands and then walk over and pick up tortillas with those same hands without washing them first. (Although, I think that raw chicken is worse than raw egg and no one could call me crazy for that, would they? Or, would they?)
Or maybe I'm just looking for a little validation from The Internet that I'm not crazy.
Ha.








You're not crazy, your an awesome Mom. Hope its not chicken pox... too bad you got such a wishy-washy answer from the "professionals". I've been told chicken pox usually starts out on the stomach/torso, so if its not there it's likely not chicken pox, but that's a non-professional talking here. Maybe hives... an allergic reaction to something. Has he been exposed to anything new? He hasn't been eating raw cookie dough, has he? :)