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April 7, 2008
The Bloody Feet.

New York,

You kill me.

The walking, the honking. the random crazy ass bitches who wanna shank me in times square for no reason at all, the public urinating, the pushing, the shoving, the NOT SAYING I'M SORRY OR EXCUSE ME, the constipation (New York, you constipate me) the loud ass mother fucking early morning bells, the over priced EVERYTHING... and yet? I love you and would go back tomorrow. Ok, maybe not tomorrow, but most definitely after the ex-lax kicks in and I'm feeling "regular" again.

Busy New York City

Lots of pictures and stories to come...

Posted by Y at April 7, 2008 6:24 AM
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Oooh, looking forward to the pictures. I do miss the 3 AM garbage pick-ups.

Posted by: Mama DB at April 7, 2008 10:01 AM

May I confess something? New York scares me. I'm not sure why.

(Looking forward to pictures too!)

Posted by: Some People Call Me Mom at April 7, 2008 10:30 AM

PICTURES! Oh. And I'm about to send you an email for you will NEVER guess what my roommate made when I got home.

Posted by: Heather B. at April 7, 2008 10:44 AM

I went to NYC 6 months after 9/11 and I would do anything to go back! LOVED IT, and the tourist shopping store at every block, that I went into at EVERY block. Heck! Ha... So fun, definitely worth a 2nd trip. Can't wait to see pictures!

Posted by: Krystle at April 7, 2008 11:30 AM

New York is a lot of fun (I love the fast pace of everything) but could really do without the smells. Welcome home Y!

Posted by: Katie at April 7, 2008 11:46 AM

glad you liked my corner of the world :)

Posted by: amber at April 7, 2008 1:50 PM

I've been to London and it's a great place, but New York is still my favorite vacation destination ever. Truly. I love the mountains and the ocean. I enjoy the perfect climate of a day in Santa Fe. But New York is so freaking stimulating! We went there in January. I'm ready to go back.

Posted by: apathy lounge at April 7, 2008 3:39 PM

We were having our meetup in NY....we switched it to Boston, in June, I am SO excited. Happy you had fun and hope that ex-lax works for you! Longing for the pictures.

Posted by: Helen at April 7, 2008 4:23 PM

I say the same thing about Chicago. I think it is their food that constipates me, it is undeniably good.
Can't wait to hear the stories/see the pics! Glad you made it home safe!

Posted by: Kay at April 7, 2008 4:30 PM

I'm so glad you're back---make sure you NEW-YORKify your stories too...be all dramatic and stuff!

Posted by: The Over-Thinker at April 7, 2008 4:52 PM

i kinda wish new york would constipate me. it, erm, affects me the other way, yo.

(was that just a little too much? hmm?)

Posted by: ali at April 7, 2008 7:59 PM

ditto! i could just copy and paste this... NY has this... PULL.

Posted by: kris at April 7, 2008 8:16 PM

All the reasons I heart New York (plus many, many more.

I missed seeing you!

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