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June 5, 2008
Dear Celtic Fans, Check Your Ass.

Don't be a Hater

Hate all you want, Lakers will take it in 6.


Posted by Y at June 5, 2008 3:54 PM
Comments

Oh yes - CHECK YOUR ASS is the statement of choice! Tres amusant!

Posted by: PeetsMom at June 5, 2008 4:19 PM

who are these lakers you refer to?

Posted by: jenny at June 5, 2008 4:34 PM

Those are fight'n words. Bring it on! Celts in 7!

Posted by: catnip at June 5, 2008 4:57 PM

I have some love for the Lakers, they're a great team (Big Baby! Yay!) but it would be pretty cool to see the Celts get a title. They haven't for ages.

Posted by: Dani at June 5, 2008 5:07 PM

Love your blog, been a long time reader...but as a gal from Boston, gotta say the Celtics will take it and it will go to game 7!! :-)

Posted by: Kerri at June 5, 2008 5:16 PM

Dream on, you California airhead! Remember, your team wears purple. It's a girly color. Because they're girlymen.

It's on, Y! :-)

Posted by: margalit at June 5, 2008 5:19 PM

*snort*


What? That totally counts as a comment.

Posted by: Miss Britt at June 5, 2008 6:01 PM

It's on Y - oh yeah.

I bet you a can of bean dip it'll be the Celtics in 6!

Posted by: Melissa at June 5, 2008 6:02 PM

Ok, so I don't even watch basketball, but I was wicked excited to see *you* excited about something! :)

Posted by: Meg at June 5, 2008 6:18 PM

I think I'd like basketball a lot more if the guys were naked. (Except if that Larry Bird guy were still playing, he could keep his clothes on. Because, ew.)

Posted by: The Over-Thinker at June 5, 2008 6:33 PM

Oh no you didn't! I'm going to sacrify you if you keep drinking the Celtics haterade.

Everyone knows that it's just so horrible to society to watch the Lakers anyway. Parents neglect their children. Boyfriends drive their girlfriends to Joy Unexpected. :)

Celts in seven! Go KG! Booyeah Boston!

Posted by: p at June 5, 2008 6:57 PM

All you have to do is write "check your ass." No other text needed, I am ROFL...

Posted by: that girl at June 5, 2008 6:59 PM

All you have to do is write "check your ass." No other text needed, I am ROFL...

Posted by: that girl at June 5, 2008 6:59 PM

No check your ass. You're just addicted to those Lakers & Kolbe.

Posted by: Black Hockey Jesus at June 5, 2008 7:02 PM

It's half time... who's winning? Ohhh, the Lakers are!

Posted by: Y at June 5, 2008 7:23 PM

Oh NOES! Pierce is down. How sad. No, really, I'm broken up inside.

Posted by: Y at June 5, 2008 7:53 PM

NO WAYS! Perkins down! My heart! It hurts!

Posted by: Y at June 5, 2008 7:55 PM

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Posted by: schmutzie at June 5, 2008 11:19 PM

at this moment I have no idea who won lol. I couldn't watch it. I am a fan of both. I hate when they play each other. I am always so torn lol. I guess I will have to find out in a few minutes lol. Its the same when sox and angels play. but I have no problem with the Pats and chargers. Pats all the way!!!!!

Posted by: justme at June 6, 2008 3:47 AM

i will have to disagree. the lakers knocked out my spurs. so i can't possibly allow them to win :)

Posted by: ali at June 6, 2008 6:17 AM

1 ass whoop down....3 to go :)

Posted by: Brandi at June 6, 2008 6:19 AM

Umm yeah Celtic's won last night....... =0)

Posted by: Valerie at June 6, 2008 7:06 AM

do sports exist outside of Boston?

Posted by: knittingmad at June 6, 2008 7:26 AM

Nannner Nanner Nahnner !!!
Go GREEN!!

Posted by: Reesie at June 6, 2008 8:20 AM

Oh, my, I had no idea I lurked on a site that loved the Lakers enough to remind me of how fat my ass is while it's sitting in it's seat at the Garden. Actually, my ass didn't sit down too much last night considering everyone was on their feet constantly. I don't hate, though (not even Kobe who apparently I'm supposed to hate because I'm a woman and a married woman at that). I love this rivalry. Woohoo. GO CELTICS.

Posted by: balconygal at June 6, 2008 8:27 AM

Wait... you were THERE? LUCKY.

I love this rivalry too. And I don't hate either... but I'm not above telling Celtic fans to CHECK THEIR ASSES. (I am also not above hoping someone will "accidentally" kick Pierce in the knee, or, you know, take a bat to it.)

Posted by: Y at June 6, 2008 9:30 AM

Heh Y, you may enjoy this article. Those Laker flag criticizers have to ... well ... CHECK THEIR ASSES too! :D

Posted by: norm at June 6, 2008 10:16 AM

So, I guess this means we're mortal enemies now! :D

Posted by: Jenn at June 6, 2008 11:32 AM

To quote Mo'nique: "Check yourself, before you wreck yourself" Lakers fans.
And if that means checkin yo collective asses, so be it.

That said, I think C's in 7, only because historically Boston teams feel the need to give the fans acid reflux, ulcers, extreme Stress Disorders and a varierty nervous tics before taking the grand prize (see: Sox).

WHAT-WHAT, Mofos.

P.S. Didn't Piece pop two sweet lookin 3s at the end? Huh.


Posted by: jen from boston at June 6, 2008 11:40 AM

Dear Lakers,

Check your asses. See those foot prints? Yeah, it's because you got run over. See you Sunday!

Love,
The Celtics

Posted by: Melissa at June 6, 2008 12:37 PM

There's more ass-checking going on in this blog than at a Proctologist Convention. Love. It.

Posted by: The Over-Thinker at June 6, 2008 12:52 PM

I also enjoy the "check your ass" as the new phrase of choice.

I live in Boston but don't honestly care about the Celtics - I didn't grow up here.

Yesterday this little old lady in my office was wearing green from head to toe "for the Celtics" and I heard her exclaim that anyone who wasn't going to watch the game that night should "get out of the state of Massachusetts!"

I think she needs to check her ass.

Posted by: Jenn at June 6, 2008 1:04 PM

I'm a Spurs fan, so I'm still crying in my cereal. ;-)

Posted by: Sarcastic Mom at June 6, 2008 1:58 PM

"check your Ass"
LOL, LOL, ROTFL!!!!!!!!
FUNNY AS HELL!

Posted by: oceanbug at June 6, 2008 2:02 PM

Lakers in 5. Screw this "6" or even "7" stuff.

Suck it, Celtics! Mwahahahahahaha!!

Posted by: Faith at June 6, 2008 2:32 PM

My ass is CHECKED, biznitch! And, yeah, go Lakers.

Posted by: Suzy Q at June 6, 2008 9:36 PM

I think it's YOUR ASS that needs to be checked!

Celtics in 7. Jen's right, yo.

Posted by: jonniker at June 8, 2008 5:27 PM

Oh honey!

To an Irish girl from Boston those are fighting words.

Posted by: Gruppie Girl at June 8, 2008 6:29 PM

When I liked the Blazers, no I did not care for the Lakers. But now I do not like the Blazers, so GO LAKERS!

Posted by: Wacky Mommy at June 9, 2008 7:16 AM

Wait. Is the series over? I have no idea.

Posted by: Wacky Mommy at June 9, 2008 7:17 AM

I just checked my ass - I found 2 Ws there.

Posted by: jen from boston at June 9, 2008 10:35 AM

Boston in 5. I will throw you a bone and give you 1 game in LA. HAHAHAHAHAHA

GO CELTICS!

Posted by: Brandi at June 9, 2008 11:41 AM

@ jen from boston: That is check-my-ass funny!

What'cha gonna do now, Y?!

Posted by: Jill at June 9, 2008 12:22 PM

Ouch.

World Series winner, Stanley Cup finals, NBA finals, SuperBowl game...

I just checked my ass. Pretty intact there.

:)

Posted by: Vickie at June 9, 2008 1:21 PM

Hey There,

Where have you been? I miss reading. You never answered the questions that we all asked. I know you may be busy, but I would love to hear from you.

Posted by: deb at June 9, 2008 5:07 PM

I Bet she is mourning the Laker's loss... that's okay we uderstand.

Posted by: oceanbug at June 10, 2008 2:21 PM

Hello?? Anybody home?

Posted by: Jessie at June 11, 2008 9:29 AM

Yea!! Check YOUR ass! Love it!

Posted by: T at June 11, 2008 9:30 AM

LAKER'S WIN..YEA MAYBE SHE WILL COME BACK NOW?

Posted by: oceanbug at June 11, 2008 9:48 AM

I checked my ass - it was still there. Cant say the same for the Laker's players though (lol).
All things considered, it was a decent series. From where I sit anyway. ;)

Posted by: deb at June 18, 2008 7:04 AM

My town is GREEN right now. If you are a sports fan there is no better place to live than BOSTON.

I know how sad it is when your team gets their asses kicked. I'm so happy to be going to a parade today. It has been a very long time.

SWEET SWEET 17!

Congratulations to the WORLD CHAMPION BOSTON CELTICS!!!!

Posted by: MB at June 19, 2008 8:47 AM
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