Bahahahaha! Love it!

The misspelled words add so much to it.

This? Is AWESOME.

As is the fact that your site is fixed! Woo!

I would comment by my head just exploded.

SOON ALSO!

You just gotta love sitemeter! Too funny!

KOLBE!!!!

OMG. This is funny, funny, FUNNY.

THIS is why I love web counters.

that is freakin' hilarious.

check your ass. that's my new favorite comeback as well.

How come people who make rude comments are always so stupid?! Don't they KNOW we can see who they are?!

Who the hell is Kolbe? LOL

Why are the trollish/rude comments always so hard to decipher?

1. On behalf on my hometown, I apologize. We native Santa Barbarians are actually quite nice, usually.

2. You "sacrify" your children? Can you shoot some photos next time. I'm interested in what that looks like.

3. With 18,997 seats sold per Lakers game, there is a whole lot of poisoning going on!

I wonder what Laker's her bf is watching because who the hell is Kolbe? Isn't that a cheese that she has spelled very badly?

HA HA HA HA - The search says it all, doesn't it? Poor thing.

BUSTED! I love sitemeter. :)

When I saw "Mimi", I jerked a little because my grandson calls me that and he just left! I apologize for the other dorky Mimi, who doesn't have enough good sense to keep her stupid opinions to herself. She makes us other Mimi's look bad.

You seem to be doing a little better - at least your posts seem a little happier. I'm so glad!

Are these people for reals?

Yeah, I'd say you called it right. Definitely projecting.

PS: Will you check my ass? I just can't seem to get a good viewing angle.

Wait... What? I don't think I've seen English this bad in a long time.

She needs to "sacrify" her commenting abilities because she is neglectifying her grammarity.

(Her whole comment totally sounded like a Rev. Al Sharpton rant)

And I'm totally stealing the "Check your Ass!" for when I get my first troll :)

I never knew Kobe was responsible for all that was wrong in the world. It really makes me want to sacrify my children.

My favorite line was "this society is just poison to your brains."

Check your ass!

De-Lurking here... I think I just peed my pants I'm laughing so hard..... I don't know what is funnier, the original post or the comments about it. I really liked "neglectifying her gammarity" .. really, you guys are too much!

Just because I'm nosy, I just googled "boyfriend addicted to lakers" and your November entry showed up 4th. I reread the entry and remembered how my heart felt when I originally read it, you were such a loving wife & mother to give up your ticket.

Okay, so is it weird that I'm jealous of your trolls (will be back sometime to eat these words)

You better check that ass before you sacrify your children. Durrr.

Kolbe? Colby cheese? I may have to make a snack.

I'm really kind of confused as to how Kolbe is making millions from my addictions. If he is, more power to him. I think that you are an amazing mom so if you sacrify your children I think I will sacrify mine also. Well, I have to go check my ass so I can give to my children some quality learning time.

I'm with Becky, a little envious that you get trolls.
Can you sign up for them somewhere? Is there a catalogue?

Do you think the trolls realise that we have sitemeters and check on them?

(hehe, my troll went away when I told my SIL quietly that I was tracking said trolls IP address)

With spelling that atrocious, I'm surprised Mimi can even read! Maybe she's been watching too much basketball with her boyfriend and it's rotted her brain.

Oh, and "neglectifying her grammarity"? Pure genius. Your readers rule all!!

Do people really expect to be taken seriously? Really? When they can't spell or use grammar or write something that pertains to the actual situation?

Hee. My ass is still there. I just checked! And I sacrify my kids all the time and they don't mind at all.

Sounds like the poor little thing was saying to you (a perfect stranger on the internet and therefore a safe target) what she REALLY wanted to say to her boyfriend.

Yippee!! I just went and got one of them there magic counter thingamabobs for my myspace page (since it's the only thing I have) and now I can find out why I have 385 visits and only 19 friends. I bet it is Space Ghost! Now I can finally find out where he lives!! The Internets are so cool.

Haha, that's hilarious. I love how flamers are often so stupid. Seriously, it's pathetic!

and that is why I love sitemeter!! That is hilarious!! She looks so lame now and so, I dunno, pathetic. Poor girl. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

Hahahahahaha!

Ready?

Ass check!

*turns around to confirm it's still there*

Yep. All is well.

Ha! That is just too perfect :)

I can only hope that English is not Mimi's first language. Otherwise...yikes!

Delurking to say HILARIOUS!!! Damn Lakers and Kolbe... they are your drugs and you will go to hell for them! HAHAHAHHAHHA! Thanks for making my day. =)

neglectifying her grammarity - nice one.

Kolbe has YOUR BRAINS and YOUR ASS. Well, good for him, I say.

i checked my ass and you are not gonna believe what i found!

sweetjesus i cannot believe i had never even THOUGHT to CHECK my ASS before.

also? can't wait to try that at the symphony's coat/hat/ass checking room!

OMG, I just LOVE kewl hate mail! Thanks for sharing!

Bwahahaha! Displace much?

That. is. awesome! Sometimes the troll-ish comments crack me up the most!

Ok, now that I've checked my ass, which was a little scary but also kind of fun, I will say as someone who lives in San Antonio where we are required by law to support the Spurs that Lakers fans should be proud! They're playing incredible basketball. I wish they'd been a little nicer to the Spurs, maybe let us make a few extra points just to be polite, but they deserve to be where they are.

I realize this has nothing to do with your nasty troll, but I've been thinking alot about basketball and wanted to share.

I am laughing my ass off! I mean a true Laugh Out Loud moment here....but you know, that is kind of scary too..someone actually took the time to write this.....LOL...whew.... thank you.

This blog was spot on! Brilliant!

this made my day.

check your ass is fabulous
right up there with my favorite from my childhood

scene: child scowling over something inconsequential
parent "What's wrong"
child "Nothing."
parent "well, notify your face"

Ah-hahahahahahaha.

This is why I love SiteMeter!

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Translated for Mimi: She who smelt it dealt it.

check your ass...lol...she is a dumb ass...glad you outed her!

hahaha. My favorite comeback, which I learned from my now deceased grandmother, is 'check yourself before you wreck yourself.' and yeah..that pretty sums up Mimi.

That is so cool how you can do that...although, it is also kind of freaky, I may have to rethink some of the things I search for online!

People like that are just sad, the only thing they have to do is rant on others for no reason other than to make their own situations seem better! Because, seriously, if I had a boyfriend (and if my husband didn't mind me having a boyfriend LOL) and he was "addicted" to a sports team, I think I just might look for a new boyfriend (and a much hotter one, of course LOL)

Why am I reading 'sacrify' and thinking 'testify' in my mind?

CHECK YOUR ASS. I Love it!

Me thinks the girl needs spellcheck and some meds but most of all I think she needs to CHECK HER ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would pay good money to get crazy, misspelled comments like that on my blog. You're lucky. :-)

Man, I hate poison in my brains! And watching sports on tv. What is wrong with me?!

Wow, I had no idea you could track us all so easily. I'd better watch mah P's and Q's and also CHECK MY ASS.

I love crazy comments like those! The Crazy! It's everywhere!

*howl* Check YO ass! That's friggin rich!

awesome!!!! :)

I have never known anyone who can sacrify like Y.

Well at least they started off with "hi".

Good Morning

Found your blog today, and am interested in reading more about your experiences with thyroid problems. Also would like to know how to find other similar blogs. I'm kind of new to this blogging business and basically I am a lurker ( I think that's what you'd call me) I've been on synthroid for years, at least 10, I'm still fat, I have no energy, my hair is thinning and my skin is dry. I could go on and on. I don't miss periods, I'm just ONE BIG unhappy period. Sometimes every 2 weeks, sometimes FOR 2 weeks. We lost our insurance and I switched to generic synthroid, $4 Walmart. Surprisingly, and maybe it's in my head, but I feel slightly better on the generic and have managed to lose 30 lbs.

Anyway, sorry for the rambling, but it was comforting to find someone else who has the same frustration, makes me feel a little less nuts.

LOL!!
How about " Check Your Baggage" ?
Too funny. People totally crack me up :-D

Man, I have to get me some of that reverse stalker action!

how to I find this stuff so I can ridicule with evidence?

Wow!!! That's funny. "Check you ass"??? LOL

I love that I'm not the only freak magnet.

HAHAH looks like that snatch forgot to check her ass!!! hahaha web-counters rock!

What a lame-ass-bitch! hahaha

SERIOUSLY, why sacrify the children?

Down with the trolls!!!

I can't stop laughing at that one.

I am so going to title one of my next posts "Check Your Ass," and I promise to give proper attribution to you and Mimi, she of the boyfriend addicted to the Lakers. I suppose she just can't accept that he doesn't really want to be with her and is using the Lakers to avoid her...and to avoid checking her ass, of course.

Wow, that you can get that info scares the shit out of me. I'd better check my ass.

That is hilarious! And so true that people project. That's why I love your blog; cause you will CALL PEOPLE OUT!

OMG thats hilarious! Its so funny, it made me use the phrase "OMG"!

I would say more but I have to go sacrify my children.

That was so funny! I just spit my iced tea on the keyboard. THANKS!

AWESOME. I checked my ass every five minutes while I was watching Kolbe last night. Same as it ever was. Oh, the sacrify's we make for those freakin' Lakers.

What freaked me out is that I just rid myself of a troll by the name of Mimi not that long ago.

I checked the IP address and your Mimi is not the same Mimi as my troll. Mimi must be a popular troll name.

Check your ass---that is great. I think it is my new favorite phrase.

I bow to you. THAT? Was Brilliant.

You know how to have fun...and these comments were fun.

Dorothy from grammology
remember to call your gram
www.grammology.com

Three cheers for Wal-Mart. And now they've started selling 3 months of those generics for $10. Wow! For my other meds that aren't generic I use the prescription discount card that I found at www.rxdrugcard.com. Low membership fee. Drug prices posted to check before you join.