I've been tagged for this by a few different people, so at this point, I'd be a total asshole to NOT do it. Problem is, I'm so boring, I don't know if I can think of 5 things. So, here I go, trying to think of 25 "random things."
1. The first thing that scares me during an earthquake is not that I could die, but that I will live and the toilets will not work and OH MY GOD WHERE WILL I PEE?
2. Kevin James is my boyfriend. He just doesn't know it yet.
3. I have never NOR WILL I EVER taste a mushroom. What is wrong with you people who eat those disgusting things? Seriously. I do not understand you at all.
4. I once chased a purse snatcher (it was not MY purse he stole.) He threatened to kill me and I was all "GIVE ME THE PURSE, MAN." It took 4 men to knock him down and hold him down until the police came. I should write about that story someday.
5. I always let people that I love know how I feel about them. It's not always a good thing though, because when people don't feel the same way in return, it hurts. A lot.
6. I am afraid, no, TERRIFIED of puking. I will make promises to God and cry and roll around on the floor or whatever it takes to stop the puke from happening.
7. When I was a teenager, I used to breed lovebirds. I was obsessed with bird. I was THE FUCKING BIRD WHISPERER. And I wonder why I never got asked to prom.
8. Speaking of Prom-- I never attended a single high school dance. I was forbidden as my parents believed dancing was "of satan."
9. I am two timing Kevin James with Judge Mathis.
10. I didn't have sex until I was 18 years old. And engaged. But once I had sex, I had it multiple times a day. Every day. For like, years. (Tony wants you to know that 5 times in one day is "our record.")
11. I once liked a boy who told me he would date me "if I got a perm." I put rollers in my hair every night, but apparently, that wasn't as good as a perm.
12. I was baptized when I was 18 years old in Tony's ex- girlfriends parents pool while wearing a white robe. that covered me from head to toe. Seemed TOTALLY NORMAL at the time.
13. I love fish tacos. And no, that is not a euphemism. I love ACTUAL AND LITERAL fish tacos.
14. I met Jay Mohr at a show after he noticed and did a 5 minute set about my boobs. (Which, by the way, he loves.) We are now friends, in the way that one can be friends with a celebrity.
15. I've sang at more funerals than you've probably been to in your entire life. Just one of the many, MANY exciting benefits of being a "pastor's kid."
16. I've only been to NYC twice-- once in 2002, and once in 2008. I fell in love HARD with the city and think of going back daily.
17. I like Dr.Phil.
18. I was once on the front page of The Wall Street Journal.
19. I miss my Grandpa every day and still can't comprehend the fact that I will never see him smile at me or hear him tell me that I'm "his favorite" ever again. He was the most wonderful man I have ever known.
20. I am half Mexican and half German, but I can not speak nor understand Spanish or German.
And just to be different-- the last 5 random things about me are from my husband, PigHunter:
21. You're good with numbers
22. You have a beautiful voice
23. You're very disorganized
24. You're quick to show compassion to your friends. (You're a good friend.)
25. You're freak-ay with me.
Hi, Y. You totally don't know me, I KNOW! but you totally have an open invite to the air mattress in my Brooklyn apartment anytime you want it.