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January 26, 2010
I'm Pretty Sure She Meant "Twitter."

Scene: My daughter is sitting at the kitchen table. I'm standing over here, answering a question.

She farts. LOUDLY.

"What do you say?" I ask.

"Excuse me." She says, while giggling a little.

A few seconds later, a horrific smell fills the atmosphere.

"Goodness, little girl." I say, while plugging my nose.

I walk away to clear the nasal passage.

"Mom!" she says, all excitedly.

"You have GOT to put that on YouTube."

I start laughing because I'm pretty sure my daughter just told me that I should upload her fart to YouTube.

"I'm SERIOUS, Mom. put it on YouTube."

After I stop laughing, I ask her "what do you want me to put on YouTube?" And she goes "about my fart. And send it to your friends. They will think it's hilarious."

No doubt, she is a child of a "digital mom."

Posted by Y at January 26, 2010 7:33 PM
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And she was right. We (or at least I) do think it is HILARIOUS!

Posted by: liz at January 26, 2010 7:47 PM

OMG priceless!

Posted by: Nancy P at January 26, 2010 7:50 PM

That is so funny -- the part about her wanting you to publish it! Awesome kid -- I can't wait until she is writing "Joy Jr" on the web. ;)

Posted by: JenniferB at January 26, 2010 7:53 PM

haaaaa I love that!

Posted by: Maggie at January 26, 2010 8:13 PM

My boys desperately try to come up with something to send to AFV. Funny, because I never video anything anymore.

G is funny! Takes after her mama!

Posted by: Headless Mom at January 26, 2010 9:17 PM

Too funny! Definitely a child of the new world! Would you have ever thought of broadcasting something like that as a kid?! Hilarious.

Posted by: Dalia at January 27, 2010 4:20 AM

Well.....
I'm waiting?

: )

Posted by: Marcy at January 27, 2010 4:44 AM

That is too funny! She's such a cutie.

Posted by: Michelle at January 27, 2010 5:42 AM

I think you have a future blogger on your hands.

Posted by: Jenny, Bloggess at January 27, 2010 6:37 AM

And she was right but I think farting is hilarious and I am a grown woman.

Posted by: Leah at January 29, 2010 9:30 AM

Lmao!! She's definitely a mommy blogger's/tweeter's daughter, huh? And while she finds it hilarious now, I wonder what she'll think in 10 years about you announcing it to the world.

Posted by: Jessi at January 30, 2010 4:37 PM

Okay, that is just great...coming from a mom of three boys I hear about boy farts a lot, so a girl fart makes me giggle...oh, and my boys do the same thing..."Mom, take a picture of X and put it on Facebook for Grandpa to see." Or, "Are you going to blog about this?"
It's a new day and age my friends.

Posted by: Jessica at January 31, 2010 6:10 PM
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