Monthly Archives: April 2003

I think this is the stupidest post I’ve ever written, but enquiring minds want to know

I love the song from An American Tale, “Somewhere Out There”, I admit it, and yes it makes me cry. (shutup)
Me and Statia were singing it to each other this morning (she’ll try to deny it, but she knew alllllllllll the words) anyway, she prefers the “mouse version” to the “Linda Rondstat version.” which made me curious.

Which do you prefer?

(And don’t even try to pretend like you don’t have an opinion.)

so you’re telling me the vice president is a penis?

Ethan called Andrew a “dick” today. My husband heard him and called him in the room to discuss this with him. We all sat down and Tony started talking. This is how the conversation went.
Tony: Ethan, do you know what dick means?
*andrew and ethan cracking up laughing*
Tony: this isn’t funny.
*I start laughing*
Tony: ok, y, you’re not helping.
Me: sorry, you’re right.
Tony: Ok, do you know what it means?
Ethan: no?? *laughing*
Andrew: then how come you were laughing when you said it ethan?
Ethan: shutup andrew!
Tony: ok, dick can be a mans name, like the vice presidents name is Dick Cheney.
Andrew: his name is dick! *laughs*
me: *laughs*
Ethan:*laughs*
Tony:*tries not to laugh*
Tony: but, it can also be a bad word, it’s another name for penis, so you just called your brother a penis.
Ethan:*falls to the floor laughing* so people name their babies penis?
Andrew: you called me a penis. *laughs*
Tony: well, dick is a nickname for richard.
Ethan: daddy said dick.
Andrew: *laughs*
me: TONY, GIVE IT UP!!!!! JUST TELL HIM NOT TO SAY DICK ALREADY AND BE DONE WITH IT.