Normally, my farts don’t stink. Seriously. I make beautifully pure farts.
But today is not like most days, because today I had an egg sandwich for lunch.
Like…woah.
Normally, my farts don’t stink. Seriously. I make beautifully pure farts.
But today is not like most days, because today I had an egg sandwich for lunch.
Like…woah.
AHAHAHAHA!! TOO MUCH!!!
Just wait until you have a frito pie with extra chili!! Uhm, not that I would know about that mind you. My farts smell like roses thankyouverymuch ::looking over shoulder to make sure husband isn’t watching:: *heh*
LOL!! you carck me up!
I meant crack (feelingsilly) 🙂
Odorless farts. Riiiiight. You may just be the only person with a rose petal for a hole! Hee!
ewwww… egg farts…lol
One day I was trying to convince my boyfriend (who is now my husband) that girls don’t fart.
My lovely little daughter, then age 9, piped up and said (to a man I was dating, mind you. A man I was destined to marry):
Mommy farts in her sleep.
I am STILL trying to live that one down. It isn’t easy, since the man now sleeps with me every night.
you think that’s bad? I had a can of clam chowder for dinner yesterday. yeah, not pleasant. not pleasant AT ALL.
hahahahhhaahhahahaha
Oh, thank God.
I thought it was me. Thanks for taking the credit…
*leans back*