It should be socially acceptable to rip farts whilst doing any weight machine that involves the squeezing of ones thighs/ass muscles.
Because, seriously, how is one supposed to concentrate on controlling THAT much weight AND holding in gas at the same time?
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TOTALLY UNRELATED TO ME FARTING REALLY LOUD AT THE GYM…
Whose idea was it to let Aaron freaking Neville sing The National Anthem?
Forget the fact that the man scares the living crap out of me, his voice? Is horrifying.
Oh my God. That was awful. Hold me.
Go Steelers!
That’s ok, I used the power of my farts to propel the shopping cart down the isle today.
Man, I wish I could have been there with you. That must have been awesome.
His mole freaks me out. My god man, have that thing removed already!! It has a life of it’s own, I swear.
GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!
The entire National Anthem experience irritated the crap out of me. It made me remember why I cannot stand Aretha Franklin. There, I said it. I feel better…
I’m totally there with ya! omg – that was the WORST StarSpangledBanner EVER. my 6 year old coulda done better. Guh. *gags*
and go….whoever! just bring on the commercials!
(the….streaker….BWAHAHAHAH!)
Ooowowowowow sayayayaya canannanna youououou seyeeyeeyeyee? Holy mother of vibrato, that man must be stopped!
Farting in the gym is like a rite of passage – you’ve proven your strength now.
OMG. That is the greatest “typed” impression of his voice that I’ve ever read!!
All you have to do now is fart in a yoga class. Now that is a truly priceless gym moment.
YAY STEELERS WON!
dunno about farting in yoga class, but i damn near smothered myself when doing the plough a few years back
large breasts + yoga plough maneuver = near suicide by boobs
omg I always end up farting while doing yoga, thank god I only do it at home….
That was definitley the WORST star spangled banner I have ever heard. The funny thing was that the night before on Saturday Night Live, they did a skit about and poked fun about Aaron singing it, it was hilarious.
Then when it happened I laughed my ass off and told my husband about it. He said he must of fell asleep by then. Did anyone see the SNL skit?
OH THANK GOD I’m not the only one who thought was was horrendous….his “oh say can you see” was awful, but made even MORE awful by Aretha coming in…they should have chosen one or the other…or NEITHER.
ugh.
and I really din’t git no satisfaction from watching an aging British dude wiggle like a girl either…
hmmmm….I missed the national anthem. Kinda glad I did, now. I’ve never liked Aaron Neville either. Who decides these things? LOL at Chewie – “aging British dude wiggling like a girl” HA!
Hah. That always reminds me of the SNL skit where Horation Sans is Aaron Neville and he wants someone to hold his cocoa butter.
My children wanted to know what was wrong with that man who COULD NOT sing!!
In the SNL skit Aretha needed a stool for her boobs!!
Ok. I am SO hurt I missed that skit.
During my TWO HOUR pilate session last friday, I was holding in some serious gas! I sit and giggle my ass off at just the thought of farting in pilates, I don’t think I could compose myself if I actually did it.
Makes me miss the days of Roseanne singin’ the anthem.
And the farting? You are officially allowed in the club now. You rock, Y.
(we’re gonna have to call you Rock-Y if you keep doing it, though. Adrian!!!)
Yikes.. I had a dream once when I was about 15 that I was engaged to Aaron Neville, and he drove this beat-up old pickup truck with a front seat that wasn’t bolted down. When he’d turn the corners, the seat would lurch to the side, and he’d shriek like a little bitch and I would laugh and make him mad. Bahaha.
But seriously. I was going to marry that mole–I mean, man.
I found you via shenuts 😉 I love the gym comment! Farting is why the gym stinks to high heaven! It’s not sweat, it’s gassy weight lifters! LOL!