Now I understand why my dad used to take a ruler to my bangs and then, after I had spent HOURS getting them “just right”, take his hands and push them down while I cried “nooooo, they weren’t THAT HIGH!”
Now I understand why “grooming your eyebrows” is so important.
But THANK GOD for “clear mascara” because look how it made my eyes “pop”.
(Does the title of this post make The Internet uncomfortable? Because, it’s ok to laugh. Really, it is. Infact, it would make me feel better if you did. He’s not going anywhere, because he kissed me all over this morning and told me he loved me, but I can’t help but think he might change his mind when he’s at work because HELLO? I’m OVERLY DRAMATIC.)
Hope you are feeling better. Sorry that…..oh hell, I don’t know what to say here since it really is none of my business. Hope that things are back to normal soon. 🙂
^ Ditto.
Hope everything gets better too.
And what was wrong with your eyebrows there?
Thanks you guys.
Anything is possible. I mean on the “bright side” it would give you a whole new area to blog about if he did leave.
I’m not touching the marriage thing — I know how quickly things can happen and change and I know.
But the on the clear mascara front — HA. I remember that. What the hell, right? After a spell, I started using it on my EYEBROWS to get them to uh. Stand at attention? Like my bangs. There was so much wrongness. So so much.
HAAAAAAHAHAH
Oh my GOD, Christina. Ok, ready for this?
Not only would I put it on my eyebrows… I WOULD BLOW DRY THEM WHILE COMBING THEM.
Dude.
hahaahahahaha!!!
I bow to your eyebrow grooming skillz.
I am laughing still…!!
But did your bangs crunch? That’s how you know the mall bangs are styled correctly.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/obnoxiousaries/2695439/
Seriously..you ain’t got NUTHIN’ on my 80’s hair 😉
Go check it out if you wanna good giggle.
I pull this puppy out and send it to people to remind them….hey it could be worse, you could have had MY hair in the 80’s!!
I had that same sweatshirt! Heeee! And yes, I used the clear mascara on my eyebrows, too… damn. I had some CATERPILLARS!
Hope you are feeling better soon. Glad you found a distraction for a while. Those are good sometimes, ‘non?
-H
Excuse me, but did you say you would blowdry your eyebrows??!!??
I think I will check with my women cousins and ask if they ever heard such a thing…blowdry your eyebrows??
Hope life gets better for you.
yeah… I would blow dry them after applying clear mascara to “Style them”
Thanks, Christina, for reminding me about that. Oh man. I’m laughing so hard. This is why I love the internet.
Honey, the hair rocked and all, but where are your wings? Didn’t you tease out the sides too?
I’m going to assume the bangs where held securely with Aqua Net Extra Super Hold.
You look MINT.
Omg, I remember clear mascara. Those motherfuckers bamboozled us! You here me?? We’ve been bamboozled!
Hey at least you weren’t wearing BRIGHT BLUE eye-liner!
Ha! Only because I wasn’t ALLOWED to wear makeup, (hence the need for “clear mascara”) but if I had been allowed? OH MAN.
Thank your parents woman! They saved you from having to look back at photos of you with the eye-liner AND blue mascara (although I must admit the mauve was the worst) lol
I really hope you got that person’s permission to put a big banged picture on the Internet. Because she might SUE.
You are one of the silliest women I know.
XOXOoX
The title doesn’t bother me. My husband asks me if I want a divorce at least once a day (if not more). I’m not worried about him leaving though, he can’t do better than me! hehe
Unfortunately, I don’t have any big hair pictures to make fun of when I’m depressed or whatever. I could never work a curling iron to get my hair up that high. But I did sport “the perm” for quite a few years. Oh the horror of the perm. But the mascara? Oh yeah, I remember having purple and periwinkle mascara…and I mixed and matched. So glad there are no pictures of that around. Who thought up that stuff?
nah, i figured he’s not going to leave you because of the drama. why not? well, boobies! and the sex! (well, once he ‘fixes’ IT)
DUH!
I had the perm, the big crunchy bangs, the clear mascara in the eyebrows, and the blue eyeliner with ORANGE eyeshadow.
And I wondered why I never had a boyfriend…..
LOL, oh gawd. Big hair, clear mascara. Shivers. I think I have destroyed any evidence of the eighties. I hope!
And Y, I think any of us that got past that seven year itch of marriage has let that one slip out at least once! Most of us anyway lol.
Hey drama lady. Too good to write new post?