I have tried to start a “100 things” about me list for the past two years that I’ve been blogging.
The problem? I seem to get past “I have a vagina”. (Which happens to be #1.)
So, since it’s been over 2 years and I can’t seem to write the damn list, I think that I’ll do a “100 things about me, according to the people that read my blog.”
That’s right, beyotches, I’m going to let YOU write my “100 things” list. I know you feel all honored ‘n shit. Admit it, you do.
Leave your “thing” in my comments and as soon as I have 100, I’ll make the damn list.
(p.s. Don’t be all kissyassass either. I mean, you can totally say nice things about me (i.e.her boobs make me horny because they’re so asslike.) but, yo, keep it real. (i.e. “if she’d only stop eating flaming hot cheetos and dipping bisquits in honey, she’d lose the weight she always cries about)
I trust you will NOT disappoint me.
1. she’s an awesome mom
2. she’s very skilled in the art of flipping the bird
3. She has a tappable ass. Or so I hear.
4. That ass also tends to get pimples on it.
She voted for Bush, and don’t give her shit about it.
She thinks the blog awards hype is a crock.
She has started a revolution of “arousing excercise” while viewing “The Grind”
Her addiction to Starbucks is matched only by her addiction to Jay Mohr and her FEAR of the COCK.
GREAT sense of humor.
the doctor did a damn good job of sewing her up. So, I heard. hehehe
Well,
#1 Great Mom.. (um, indubitably)
#2 Loves the drama
Of course, that’s said with lots of love. Glad Gabby is feeling better. See #1 Mom.
Her motherly devotion is without equal, her baby is beautiful, her sons are fantastic, and her boobs, asymmetrical as they might occasionally be, are the envy of people who are not even (sob) on her blogroll.
She would show us all her tits ina sec, if her damn family would never see it.
1. Her husband glues one of his teeth back in.
2. She knows some real live crackheads, or neighbors, as she calls them.
3. She can outfart any man.
4. She keeps it real.
She’ll give you a kung fu kick to the face!
She makes good looking babies.
She expresses her emotions in writing beautifully.
She’ll give you a kung fu kick to the face!
She makes good looking babies.
She expresses her emotions in writing beautifully.
She’ll give you a kung fu kick to the face!
She makes good looking babies.
She expresses her emotions in writing beautifully.
She’ll give you a kung fu kick to the face!
She makes good looking babies.
She expresses her emotions in writing beautifully.
1. She taught me the meaning of the word “Chonies”.
2. She has beautiful babies, boobies, and booty.
3. Her parents are weirder than mine.
Will do DDR in her Leopard print pants and totally not care what anyone else has to say about it 😉
– she’s aka miss nies
– she has really weird neighbours
– she has beautiful, shiny dark hair
– she can be “dramatic” at times
She takes beautiful photos of her family and of the sky.
She deserves to have Ty Pennington and his crew from Extreme Makeover Home Edition come to her house and give her a fantastic, state-of-the-art house, and to have one of those big “mash-em” machines run over her crack-head neighbors… by accident, of course.
She experiences highs and lows with equal intensity — she approaches life with joy, ferocity and passion.
She has three of the most beautiful children ever seen on the net, and she lets us share the joy of those children
She has a way with words which makes her stories funny, amusing, touching, and keeps us all reading
She can talk about hairy balls, and not be dirty!
Hey, I saw The Mohr on Saturday night in “Are We There Yet”. Of course, it made me think of you 😛
1. She often illustrates her posts with pictures drawn from paint – DAMN good pictures.
2. She’s one of the few people in the world that can talk openly and acceptingly about anything.
Duh!
She likes her mean tightly sewn enchilada stuffed!!!
She loves deeply and passionatley her family, children, friends and Lakers.
Has a wickedly great sense of humor.
She has Veneers on her teeth that she fears will get knocked out by a Basketball.
Is proud of her daughters farts.
1. Is open and honest
2. Tells it like it is
3. Has a sexy voice
4. Has a great sense of humor that makes me spew soda onto my computer screen weekly. Especially the pictures.
she makes damn good use of “air quotes” ( and if I knew how I’d do one of those linky things to the picture of you doing the air quotes thing! )
– she utters the word “beaner” with nothing but love, respect, and affection.
– she not only has beautiful kids – but hillarious, happy children.
– she hates her hmo.
i tried this a long-ass time ago, but it didn’t do shit. i hope yours turns out better…
ok, my addition(s) to your 100 things…
– loves to back dat ass up
– vehicle of choice? The Van.
and is there a polite way to mention this? girl, if there was a Laci Peterson look-alike contest, you’d win easily.
she is annoyingly, cheerfully, tearfully and beautifully HONEST.
her heart is bigger than her boobs OR her ass.
she’s got some DAMN freaky neighbors.
I agree. You do resemble Laci in a very spooky way.
# whatever: she invented the term, “weapons of mass fertilization”.
She reads e.e. cummings and she can do the worm.
She molested the soap.
She buys her son Video Games, and then has more fun then both of them, while playing it in leopard print pants!
She had a telephonic threesome
She dressed funny in her earlier years so she could appease her lord
She likes to put stickers on her shirts to imitate nipples
She can’t watch “the Grind” without wanting to molest herself
•Likes to hug women with big boobs.
•Chats online with babes all day because she is training to be a cage fighter.
•She didn’t take any drugs while giving birth to her sons.
Dog-Groomer extraordinaire! (Insert picture of Snoop with his chopped-off “bangs” as proof.)
Hates it when other people (especially crack-head neighbors) park in front of her house.
Drew a shirt on a picture of her shirtless, sleeping husband, that was so convincing that her readers thought Tony was wearing a womens tank top. Such an Arteest!!
You tend to show up in people’s dreams. And yeah, *those* kind of dreams.
Hey, Just thought of a few more..
Loves Jay Mohr
Loves to drink venti, iced, soy, white mochas from Starbucks