“I saw your ass sticking out of the blankets last night and I was going to rub it, but then you FARTED and I was like FORGET THAT. No ass rubbin’ for her!”
“I saw your ass sticking out of the blankets last night and I was going to rub it, but then you FARTED and I was like FORGET THAT. No ass rubbin’ for her!”
Its like a little genie in the bottle. You rub it and the magic smoke comes out.
Gotta love True Love.
Tell Mr. Romance I said “Wouldn’t he rather get the fart part out of the way before rather than during??”
Men are so foolish!
Thanks for the laugh. I nearly peed myself.
He should have his own “quote a day” calendar. Those one liners are hilarious.
hahahhahahhahahaa oh dear thank you for THAT
pure brilliance!!!!! *L*
That’s a good sign that you’ve been together with him for a looonnng time! LOL.
…ick. find yer keys?
beautiful 😉 and jeah, what about the keys and that appointment? hope you had a good weekend! *hug*
I wanna be the first to say it:
That’s hott.
Oh and also? Don’t light a match.
I wasn’t in the best spirits and then I came over here and laughed my ass off. Hee. Thanks for sharing this, Y. Thanks to T for saying it. Hahahahahhaha. Yeah, I’m still laughing.
Aw yeah, baby. He’s silky smooth with the moves!
I don’t know what it is, but there’s just something insanely hot about a woman who can fart in her sleep in front of her husband AND THEN WRITE ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET. Rowr.
Oh, yeah. He’s ‘suave’. :o)