Don’t say I didn’t tell you so.

I may not be “Ebert”, but that doesn’t mean I can’t do a little movie review for all y’all.
Kicking and Screaming, starring Will Ferrell and Robert Duvall, SUH-HUCKS. Hard.
Infact, it sucks SO HARD that I GUARANTEE you that you’ll leave the theatre with filled with Movie Rage.
Ok, maybe not, that could very well be something only me and Skits understand. But trust me, you’ll be SO FREAKING MAD that you spent TWENTY EIGHT DOLLARS to see it.
Hell, I bet you’d be pissed if you paid ONE dollar to see it. No lie.
SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK.
It’s been 3 hours since we walked out of the theatre and I’m still pissed about the suckage.
It sucked that bad.
Did I mention that it SUCKS?
Because it totally sucked.

15 thoughts on “Don’t say I didn’t tell you so.

  1. robyn

    But I love this quote from it stole from a teaser I heard on Letterman: “No, YOU go to hell! And while you’re there why don’t you grab me a juice-box!
    Thanks for the review. Not that I’ll be in a theater ANY time soon, but I trust ya’!

  2. ben

    Oh, man, now I gotta go see it. Right up my alley.
    (yes, I paid to see Yu-Gi-Oh! at the theater, too)

  3. y

    Well, I’m glad you enjoyed it sara… me? I HATED it.
    hated.hated.hated.hated.
    The only part I didnt’ hate was the coffee part. That was funny.
    Everything else?
    To me?
    Sucked.

  4. Mrs Darling

    Well maybe we just lack for entertainment in my neck of the woods but I took the kids today and we loved this movie. The entire theatre was laughing out loud the whole time. In fact I cant wait to buy the cd. I thought it was one of the best movies I’d seen in a while. Lol Seriously!

  5. docnos

    I’m sorry, but how could you not have known this movie sucked before going to it?
    But then again, I rented Ocean’s 12. That SUCKED!

  6. y

    I was just talking about this with a friend.
    I’ll tell you why.
    Because I like to believe that any movie that has Will Ferrell in it is going to be HILARIOUS. And I have kids, so when I saw the previews I was like “YES! A movie I can take my kids to AND one that will crack me up because.. WILL FERRELL!”
    This movie has made me rethink my whole “will ferrell=must be funny!” logic.
    Suck.

  7. fran

    i thought this movie was solely geared for kids tho’….that’s probably why you didn’t like it? i dunno….

  8. y

    I just watched Ebert & Roeper and they gave it TWO THUMBS UP.
    Whatever. I hated it, so that means it sucks.

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