“It” is done. And “It” is quite possibly the most HILARIOUS thing that has EVER happened in our marriage and I can not wait to tell you all about it.
But for now, there are bags of frozen peas to be applied, beers to be fetched, tylenols to be given, cookies to be served on a shiny platter (because THAT’S WHAT THE WIFE IS SUPPOSED TO DO! And there’s a picture in the vasectomy book to prove it!) and a pair of stitched up balls in need of a little love and um, tenderness.
*For the Record: I have full permission to post the photos.
Most hilarious post EVER.
(I can’t believe he gave you permission?! What did you have to give in return?!)
Ha! Nothing! That’s the best part, he thinks this is just as funny as I do. We’ve both laughed so hard that we’ve cried! It’s awesome, I wish we could do this every day!
Wow! The day finally came!!! I’m so happy for you! No more weapon of mass fertilization!!! Congratulations! Now, go hump like wild rhinos! Or… at least once he’s in the mood again.
-H
You’re hysterical “do it everyday.”
Now, let the good times roll.
woohooo!
and also yay!
HOORAY! My snipped husband says be sure and wear some calvins that are a tad tight, holds those goolies firm, you so don’t want them dangling around and getting achey. I offered to hold his hand and take pictures during the procedure, he woldn’t let me, your husband is much more fun!
too funny for words!
Woohoo! Hilarious. that look on your face is just classic 🙂
Oh my gosh, cookies on a shiny platter? There’s an actual “Vasectomy Book” I was supposed to read???? I thought showing up and driving my husband home was enough. 🙂
OMG, Y…. I giggled my face off when I read this post. I wish I’d have had a blog 7 (!) years ago when my hubby had this done. He was THE biggest BABY you’ve ever seen. HMPH! Between my three kids I had over a week’s worth of labour, and he boo-hooed for three days about his ‘little ouchie’. Bwahahahahah!!!
Congratulations! I know you’ve been waiting for this to happen. So, if you don’t post for a while, is it safe to assume that it’s not writers block anymore?
Excellent! Let the fun begin!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! Possibly the most hilarious thing I’ve ever read!
I cannot believe he let you post those pictures!!! How absolutely classic!
On a side note, did he really ride home in his tidy whities? How in the world did he get from the dr’s office/hospital to the car without getting ticketed for indecent exposure? California must be VERY open minded!
I hope he feels better soon, but it’s great that ya’ll turned this into a bonding experience, I guess, in a weird way.
So how soon before you can test the equipment and make sure everything still works?
Gentle boink!
You guys are great! I’m so glad he gave you permission to share!!!
The look on your face in the second photo is PRICELESS.
Only you would post pictures like this! ROTFL!
Congrats! Hopefully you don’t have a big baby on your hands. It’s really not all that bad. An ex bf who was 15 yr my senior had it done when we were dating. Worse thing was the nausea from the drugs.
Too funny!! I can’t belive he let you post those… lol. Enjoy!!! 😉
Hoorah! Your sex roulette!
*sneaking out of lurkdom*
That is TOO FUNNY! There is NO way that my hubby would have let me even take pics, let alone POST them!!
So, does he have to send in “samples” in a few weeks to make sure no Little Guys are getting through? (Oops, sorry, maybe a little personal!)
Well, congrats! To both of you!
*sneaks back into lurkdom*
You guys are so funny.
Love the post, but what a wimp! HAHAHAHA.
PLEASE PLEASE make sure he turns in his *ahem* sample. It took us a year to get a sample of dead sperm they kept coming up with live ones and that’s not good. Men want to poo poo it off and not send it in, but believe me you HAVE to! No hanky panky till that’s done! Your final request.
And no one gave me a bag of peas when I pushed out 2 9 lb baby’s from myc coochie! Men are such babies.
LMAO Y! This is priceless!!!! omg, this cracked me up. Me – I thought the same thing….He rode home in his undies!??! But then I looked at the picture again and I see his pants/shorts are on the floor around his ankles. Too funny!!!
I brought the book home from the doctor the last time I went. How thoughtful that I asked about it for him huh? lol. I showed it to him and he’s now considering it more than he has in the past. I can’t wait until I get to drive my hubby home with his pants down around his ankles and a bag of frozen peas in his crotch.
I’m so happy for you two!!
Men are such babies. My daughter pretty much split my vagina wide open and I probably didn’t complain as much as I know my husband will when he gets the snippage.
I remember it being real cold in the OR. I also remember a bunch of women in there. They were real cool about the fact the coldness/nervousness of the procedure had me with major shrinkage. Wait..I do remember them giggling….
Way to go PigHunter. You are definitely “Man Of The Week.”
YAY! for getting snipped!! Now….Could you have him call my man and convince him, please??
Hell Yea! Congrats Y and good luck with that Pighunter!
Yay!!! Congrats! Take good care of him!
Yay for casual married sex!!!
Praise the Lord and Pass the Wine!
Was the vascectomy booklet written by a man? Probably? If it was written by a woman it would probably say, “Tell your man to stop whining and take out the trash–nobody gives US a break when our privates are mauled!”
Once again, I will refer my husband to the Internet and say, “See! Other men do it!”
I wonder if the photos of Tony with peas on his Meat and Two Veg will put my husband off the idea?
ROTFL! Boy does that bring back memories of my husband’s Vasectomy hehe.
Oh how I loved that day. Sweet Justice I say! LMAO
I have to say, he’s handling this MUCH BETTER than I had imagined he would. Everytime he wants to complain about the pain, he says “My wife gave birth, my wife gave birth.” It’s really cute and is making me fall in love with him all over again.
I’ve made him coffee, an egg burrito, and I’m on my way to the bookstore to get him the latest copy of “Shotgun news”.
And as I was writing this OUR DAUGHTER KICKED HIM IN THE NARDS. Must. Go. MAKE SURE HE DOENS’T PASS OUT.
Delurking for a sec here…
I don’t know what I found more hilarious: the pictures, or the fact that you’re going to pick up a copy of “Shotgun News”!
yay!
Enchiladas are coming BACK to the menu! Woot!
Yay!!! I’m so happy for you both! And seriously, I don’t think you’ve ever looked happier than that picture! Hilarious reading!
Oh LORD this is the funniest post on all teh interweb. Your look of glee is PRICELESS. And then that sweet angel baby kicked him in the nads?!?!? Who needs reality television when you have Pig Hunter and his Weebles of Woe????
And I was really surprised by that second photo… Until I realized that was a thumb.
Congrats!
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in, like, forever. I almost peed myself. Enjoy!
That is just too funny. Have fun once the nards have healed.
hahaha. i tried to access your site from work today and was blocked by our Websense filter… apparently you are classified as “tasteless” and such sites are prohibited. i thought you’d like to know.
I’m so jealous. I’ve been begging my husband to go for awhile now. There is actually a doctor in our area who’s name is Dr. Leak that does vasectomy’s. Hilarious, is it not? I threaten him with “Dr. Leak” all the time. Congrats!!!!
Y….congratulations? Hahaha…
I remember when my next door neighbor got it done…he got the cookies on a silver platter too *laughing hysterically*
I just hafta say he must REALLY love you to let you post these pics ;o)
Tell him he’ll be back to normal in no time…
Hugs!
Whew boy, it’s about damn time! Time for some wine, maybe something lacy, and a whole lotta stuffin’ o the enchiladas. I hope you’re prepared for the onslaught to come. (haha, come..I made a pun)
Hahaha. I think I offended the men in my house by giggling at this too much. Neither of them ever plan on getting it done, but they feel for your husband.
I however, can’t stop giggling about the cookies on a platter part. You must take pictures. LOL
Ha ha ha!! First picture is so funny with his pants down around his ankles and his seatbelt on! You should have gotten pulled over on purpose, just to see what the cops reaction would have been!
Seriously…hope that pighunter is feeling better soon…and thanks for the laughs!
OK. I need to share this one with my husband!!!!!!
OMG Im sooo rotflmaopimp.. lol
classic
my dh just says no to gettin that shit sniped