ethan: mommy, come wipe my butt
me: how about you wipe your own butt?
ethan: but mommy, i can’t i went diarrhea
me: (to the person i was talking to on the phone) oh god, trish, hold on i have to wipe an ass.
ethan: mommy, would you please stop saying A.S.S.?
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ethan:*holding up monopoly money* this is real money, ya know?
me: no it’s not ethan
ethan: yes it is mommy, the only difference is there are no faces on it but it’s real.
me: no, baby, it’s play money
ethan:(angrily) NO IT’S REAL AND I’M GONNA BUY SOMETHING FROM THE ICE CREAM MAN!
me: oh reeeeeeeeeeeeeally?
me: ok, you go ahead and do that.
is it wrong that i can’t wait for the ice cream man to come so i can see the look on his face when he tries to buy something with his fake dollar bills?
you’re a GOOD mom for doing that.
Lady, you are tough. There is no way I could find glee in seeing his poor little face when the ice cream man tells him “get outta’ here kid, ya’ bother me!”
You are going to be an arms length away with a Lincoln right?
You sure do wipe an awful lotta ass over there…
I think it is a great idea. Let him learn his OWN lesson. Of course, then demand an apology AND his monopoly money. 🙂 (just kidding)
He wasn’t upset that you told me on the phone, just that you said the “A” word! LOL!
i say that you should have the video camera ready, batteries charged, new tape in… so when he’s 16, you can really embarass the fuck outta him when he brings his prom date over…
hahahahahahah