38 thoughts on “To entertain you while I’m being poked.

  1. trish

    I just discovered that Elliot’s birthday is the day after mine. We are both Cancers. We understand each other.
    I love tartine’s blog.

  2. Y

    I love Tartine’s blog too. I think everyone should love her blog.
    And whatever. Trying to make me jealous about you and Elliot having birthdays so close together.
    IT DIDN’T WORK. (or maybe it did. Because I’m obsessed with Elliot.)

  3. Itchy

    I had joined consumating and then I quit it. I just didn’t find that I had the time to “keep up” or whatever. AND by the time I looked at your profile 13 people liked you! 😛 Luckyyyyy!

  4. RSM

    OMG! ELLIOT!
    Don’t worry! Operation Find Elliot’s Mom’s Address is underway!! Failure is not an option!

  5. ashley

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    Avid reader and fan,
    Ashley

  6. Me (I sent you an email Y)

    Claudette Yamin (mother of apparently the much stalkable Elliott)’s address is one of the following- YOU figure it out:
    CLAUDETTE YAMIN
    1523 SPLIT OAK LN Recorded: 12/30/2000
    RICHMOND, VA 23229 County (804) 285-3368
    CLAUDETTE S YAMIN Born 1942
    5400 ORCHARD PARK CT Recorded: 03/01/2002
    GLEN ALLEN, VA 23059 County
    CLAUDETTE G YAMIN Born 1942
    7701 ODONNELL CT Recorded: 08/14/2002
    RICHMOND, VA 23228 County (804) 270-5950
    CLAUDETTE S YAMIN Born 1942 7701 ODONNELL CT Recorded: 10/15/2003
    RICHMOND, VA 23228 County (804) 270-5950

  7. Me

    As a prime example of my mad cut/paste skills, I inadvertantly eliminated the last addy. duh, Me.
    CLAUDETTE S YAMIN Born 1942
    7701 ODONNELL CT Recorded: 10/15/2003
    RICHMOND, VA 23228 County (804) 270-5950

  8. Me

    There ya go. Stalk away. But keep in mind I’ve already contacted his family and arranged a marriage between my oldest daughter and this young man. You. Stand. No. Chance.
    Did you know he’s Jewish? That his first name is Efraym? But his bro is named “scott”. What a hoot.
    BTW, Y, how’d the poking go? Either you’re well, ill, or knocked up…?

  9. Me

    Killer Diller weddin pix. So dewy and innocent is the bride, so holy and virginal and pure and uncontaminated by the tainting of the sinful world…
    So leering and horny and incredibly cheerful is the bespeckled groom, yet still managing to look remarkably like a model for a late 80’s Tuxedo Model.
    So what do your parents say about Gabby’s obvious nail painting? Is she a preschool hussy or what? Bet every time you let them babysit she comes home in a little chasity belt!

  10. girl

    I set up a Consumating account so I could tell them that I like you. *nod* b/c YOU are the coolest, Yvonne.

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